Fucking Creatives

“It’s been done already.”

[fuckingcreatives]

I'm not here to give the client what they want, I'm here to give them what they never dreamed was possible.

[fuckingcreatives]

Two to too much

“There’s a typo...you forgot a period at the end of the last paragraph...yes I know it’s a voiceover for radio...but that’s no excuse...”

[fuckingcreatives]

A color by any other name

“Can you call it something besides PMS colors? That term really makes me uncomfortable.”

[fuckingcreatives]

“You’re confusing me with somebody who cares.”

[fuckingcreatives]

“Let’s put it in augmented reality!”

[fuckingcreatives]

“Can we shave half a frame off of the last shot?”

[fuckingcreatives]

“Make it elegant... but dynamic!”

[fuckingcreatives]

“Don’t you guys just press a button or something?”

[fuckingcreatives]

“I should be a planner—I’m always doing the brief anyway.”

[fuckingcreatives]

“It needs to be more graphic.”

[fuckingcreatives]

“We need something upbeat and fun.”

[fuckingcreatives]

“If we have to change that line, we should just kill the whole thing.”

[fuckingcreatives]

“Can you just raise the limiter?”

[fuckingcreatives]

“What would silence sound like?”

[fuckingcreatives]

“Ok, I stopped paying attention, but I’m sure we have it.”

[fuckingcreatives]

“Go ahead and flex your wings on this one.”

[fuckingcreatives]

“We could shoot it like that Michel Gondry video.”