John Evil

just a normal guy : )

[fuckingevilguy]

Evil Gang I’m really sad its hard to be evil when papa evil (Me John Evil also known as papa evil) wants to kill himself

[fuckingevilguy]

pissin in my neighbors yard tellin him my dawg did it

[fuckingevilguy]

My fucking neighbor had a ring door bell

I’m so fucked

Is this it for John fucking evil 🔥🔥🔥💔💔💔

what do I do evil gang

Avoid the wicked old bitch down the street and keep calm

Explain to her, that I was just doing my evil, that it is my life, she cant judg

Voting ended onAug 1, 2025

[fuckingevilguy]

swapping my neighbors packages around so no one will ever get what they exactly shipped for,,,,, rubbing my hands together, a sick and evil twisted grin forming across my evil face,,,,, NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAMWYAHAHAHA THEY WILL NEVER CATCH ME 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 THE PERFECT CRIME 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[fuckingevilguy]

Honking my stupid pathetic blue nose, and smoking a big huge cigar at the clown race track, watching the clown race, my scary evil clown shoot ahead all the other racers on his unicycle, This is the happiest I’ve ever felt.

Oh yeah, oh yeaaah, Oh yeah it’s all coming up John Evil now.

Pacing around in my big squeaky shoes as I watch a Hungarian shorthair mime swing a huge invisible hammer at my beautiful evil clown, knocking it over in one fail swoop before speeding down the track on his invisible bicycle.

Fuckkkk, fuckkkk, fuckkkkk, It’s all over, I shoot myself with a ballon gun I had some clown bitch make for me.

[fuckingevilguy]

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Going to the buffet getting plates of food and just throwing it down under my table for my EVIL rats🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[fuckingevilguy]

EVIL 🔥🔥🔥🔥 AND SICK THING TO DO TODAY 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 subscribe to every streaming service, i be watching glee on 8 screens and scratching my butt🔥🔥🔥🔥 evil style 🔥🔥🔥

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[fuckingevilguy]

MY EVIL ARMY, IT ONLY GROWS

just like my EVIL COCK

MWUAHAHAHAHAHA

[fuckingevilguy]

BLACKSTONE CEO IS DEAD LETS FUCKING GOOOO NEVER PUT DISRESPECT ON JOHN FUCKING EVIL’S NAME

[fuckingevilguy]

Up all night just jeeved thinking about leaving all the lights in my house on,,,,,,,,,,,,, yeahhhhh fuck shit what if i left my car blinker on for four miles .,,,,,,,, oh my goddd I’m waking up bright and early to prepare my fish and vomit that I’m gonna just microwave for nine minutes straight and leave in the work microwave,,,,,,,

[fuckingevilguy]

adopting stray dogs just so i can kick them like footbal #the little things

[fuckingevilguy]

my mistress lets me perform evil experiments on her, and my wife Beatrice Evil doesn’t, now thats all I’m saying

[fuckingevilguy]

hey you fucking weirdos I WAS NOT GOING TO FUCK MY CREATURE!!!!! I DID NOT CHOOSE THE MOST HANDSOME PARTS FROM THE OPEN GRAVES NEAR MY HOME BECAUSE I WANTED TO FUCK ON THEM!!! get your fucking heads out of the gutter STOP SAYING I WANTED TO FUCK THE CREATURE

he was SHIRTLESS SO THE LIGHTNING COULD HIT HIM

i just wanted a son

I can’t conceive kids what did you fucking want me to do

[fuckingevilguy]

jerkin off thru my chastity cage my wife put on me so wut 🔥🔥🔥 # fuck her # fuck my wife

[fuckingevilguy]

smoking weed that i stole so it was illegal like it’s supposed to be and feeling SUPER evil 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 listening to evil scary bands like My Chemical Romance 🔥🔥🔥🔥

I really dont know why people dont wanna hangout with me is it something to do with how I act or speak what could I do to change myself

[fuckingevilguy]

Man, I wonder whats gonna happen : )