Doesn't my body drive you wild with desire?

Venezuelan | way too many fandoms

[sbdlwj0523-deactivated20250802]

wwx’s birthdays (15th, 21st, 30th, and 39th) with those who loves him 

bonus here

[xiuzhenist]

This is for my grandma. Please share if you want. Thanks.

[chocotaur-deactivated20211206]

Please, let’s bring this up!

[chocotaur-deactivated20211206]

Signal boosting again.

Here’s an excerpt:

Our grandma’s dentures are damaged beyond repair and she can’t eat anymore. The surgery she needs costs €5000 (+ recovery medicines).  

Please, these people need help. They’re Venezuelan, and left the country. Anyone who’s done that has to start from scratch, often in the hardest of circumstances.

[crushgod-deactivated20190625]

[gifscalum]

@Calum5SOS: My whole day revolves around me waiting for the next time i’m going to eat.

[augutsy-deactivated20141216]

reminder that there was a fairly odd parents movie where drake bell played timmy turner who was canonically 23 and still in elementary school

[iheartgot]

[thebelchers]

[masatokusaka]

[nagishoe]

LMAO

[otoppoi]

I have tears

that audience shot oh my word

[arachnofiend]

This is hilarious and I feel it’d be even funnier with context

Idol fans plz explain

[vanquishedvaliant]

Japanese idols are generally contractually forbidden from dating or marrying because as an Idol their personhood is a commodity and they are selling the glimpse of an idea of a potential relationship to lonely otakus.

Idols are meant to be pretty, fun, cute, and flirtatious, so that fans can fantasize about being with them which drives sales of branded merchandize.

An Idol that has romantic or sexual pursuits is no longer perceived as available, in addition to it conflicting with fetishized virginity.

Basically, the Idol industry in Japan is the epitomy of a misogynistic sex-sells industry where the product is a fantasy relationship with a woman who is performing to make herself desirable. 

Many, many idols are extremely salty about this and will go to great lengths to mock and disparage the system, but they can’t do much to get it changed or go against it because their entire career will be destroyed if it is publicly discovered that they have or have had anything close to a relationship or sex.

And the companies absolutely do fire idols who do so, and destroy any potential they have as a career public figure for the rest of their lives. It’s horrifying.

So, in response for portraying a forever single virgin that can’t date, she savagely drags her “fans” who are more likely actual forever single virgins who will never get a date because they fantasize about getting with a highly fictionalized celebrity personality :v

[witharmswideopen95-deactivated2]

the fucking burn she unleashed oh my god

[sizvideos]

[jamaicanamazon]

Lmfaooo this ugly af

[undateableblackgirl]

I have a big head and little arms!

[talesofablackmale-deactivated20]

Bruhhhhhh

[zayndele]

Adele participated in an Adele-impersonator competition disguised as ‘Jenny’

[madlori]

This is the best prank ever, you need to go watch it.

Adele even low-key drags herself when “Jenny” is waiting to go onstage.

[waltyensid]

The holiday season is celebrated in many ways, in many different countries.

[dhouglassilva]

MIN-TIENDO pretenden confundir ¡¡¡No te dejes engañar!!! Ahora hasta la mano de la Unidad la copian. Evidente DELITO electoral bajo el silencio del CNE.

[elgringodelcore]

Y mientras tanto en Venezuela el gobierno desesperado inventa falsos partidos de oposición para confundir a los ciudadanos.

[xiuzhenist]

The Venezuelan government is creating fake parties with the same logos and names as the opposition parties in order to confuse voters.

[tinarannosaurus]

[mack-will]

Do it again!

[xiuzhenist]

Qué coño es tu tumblr?

My sister

[5sos-derps]

[chadleymacguff]

[thetalkingleadstotouching]

I’m walking everywhere like this from now on.