[gusty]

[staypozitive]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

“C minor! Put it in C minor!” - The Fairy Godmother in Shrek 2, about to SNATCH ME BALD!

[toshio]

me @ any and every cat in existence:

[funnypicsdept]

[shitthehousessay]

Slytherin: *crying their eyes out*

Hufflepuff: Are you okay?

Slytherin: *wiping away their tears and pretending like they weren't just crying* Yeah bro I'm fuckin' flexin'

[love]

Pierce The Veil - Bulletproof Love

[superseventies]

[tattoome]

[ink-pedia]

[thebootydiaries]

My girlfriend: *studiously doing her accounting homework, listening to instrumental music, very focused*

Me: *upside down in my desk chair* do you think stars have feelings

[lyrics-and-music]

Late Nights In My Car // Real Friends

[br0ken-and-lost-deactivated2018]

Reblog if you actually give a shit about anyone who’s suicidal or depressed.

No one should scroll past this

[jedifromtheshire]

*cries* I am physically inable to not reblog this

[shitthehousessay]

Slytherin: I like a nice nap, and my naps can last up to three hours.

Slytherin: Some call that depression.

Slytherin: I call it nap time.

[hempkitty]

can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

[anarchetypalarchive]

so i’m currently working at a law firm and the other day one of the attorneys was talking to me and he mentioned that he’s “not very confrontational” and i was like you are?? a lawyer???

and he said “yeah but in court there are rules. i can argue with some shmuck in a suit in front of a judge no problem, but when i leave the courthouse and go home i’m not gonna argue with my wife about dinner. there are no rules in our kitchen. i would die.”

[smallllsnaomi-deactivated201712]

CAST A FAT GIRL AS A LEADING LADY IN A ROMANTIC COMEDY WITHOUT HER WEIGHT EVER BEING A PLOT POINT YOU FUCKING COWARDS