Doomed But Not Hopeless @fuckmeupscottie - Tumblr Blog

Something to keep in mind…. building muscle is so hard people compete to see who can do it best. If you’re a woman worried about “getting bulky”, i promise you that you cannot achieve that physique by accident. Now go lift weights to increase your bone density & protect yourself from osteoporosis and improve your insulin resistence and eat a fiber + protein dense meal with some carbs to refuel and fat for satiety + energy 🫵

xekstrin

trans women this goes double for you especially the part about eating 🫵 you are not immune to your bones becoming tapioca in your old age pick up the weights and the fork sister we’re all gonna build our new bodies if i have anything to say about it

adeercalleddoe-deactivated20260

Gives. A smol AL-AN. That sits. In your palm

Hold him gemtolly

velikaja

I ain't tired of drawing multiple versions of al-an

change my mind

ladyb0ss

I never post stuff to tumblr but since the BZ fandom exists here, I thought I would share this handsome fellow

I have an unhealthy obsession with this glorious alien.

velikaja

shroemp.

I don't even know if I have to explain anything. just my thoughts on "what if"

keltii-tea

I hope they're happily travelling the universe together

(Closeups below the cut)

wouldyoufuckthisfurry

Would You Fuck This Furry?

AL-AN from Subnautica: Below Zero

Yes

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Voting ended onMar 7

Alien centaur time. Also this dude's body is canonically comprised of the DNA from many different animals from various planets so ya know. Love that.

AL-AN is a member of the Architects, the mysterious alien race that left their facilities and technology all over planet 4546B when they perished attempting to cure the deadly Kharaa disease. But due to having uploaded his consciousness into a Data Hub, AL-AN managed to survive while his physical body perished. He remained there for around a thousand years before the human Robin Ayou came along, and due to a misunderstanding, he downloaded himself into her brain.

This of course sets her on a path to helping him create a new vessel for himself so he can get the hell out of her mind, but in the meantime, the two very different beings learn more about each other and, despite a rocky start, gain a mutual respect for each other. AL-AN highly values efficiency and research, and doesn't really understand human emotions and motivations, but he's curious about them nonetheless.

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There is no nuance button, if your answer is some variation of ‘I would if X’ then the answer is yes.

marogarreh

SUBNAUTICA: BELOW ZERO ▴ 3/-- ↳ Al-An

keltii-tea

there is nothing more i can say!

croatostrophe

So like did they make him fuckable on purpose or

balaclava-trismegistus

Hm. Interesting. Apparently cortisol production depletes magnesium stores. And I have a lot of symptomatic overlap with magnesium deficiency. And it can apparently help migraine. And ADHD. I think I'm going to try supplementing magnesium glycinate. L-threonate sounds really interesting too as that's magnesium that can cross the blood-brain barrier and apparently is super useful for memory and shit.

caringintensely

Experience: Learning the right way to connect the dots.

telep0rt

This is the best representation of something I have been trying to explain to people for years!!!! Saving this to my phone so I can routinely pull it out when I need.

kidobsolete

lil-high-alien

This shit never made more sense than now

ajthebumblebee

The original btw

You can see where the signature was erased in the unicorn edit.

That being said, the signature is clearly at a different resolution, and I can’t find the original creator on that name alone. Do with that what you will.