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ৡ 26-10-06 (19) ঌ He/It ঌ 🇭🇷 ৡ

[twig-the-escaped-cephalopod]

i am Thinkimg . about the Character. and listening to a Song. i a m sure this will not have repercussions

[netnel]

[mudwerks]

Bringing you more Bad Books and Immodest Pictures, your Impure Thoughts Stockpile was getting low.

[radetzkymarch]

[wazzappp]

Okay so I fell down the rabbit hole of youtube shorts and found out about 'Sweet Surrender' devil breaker in DMC 5 and it has raised some questions for me.

I'll let the game explain exactly what Sweet Surrender is

Its a vibrator alright Nico made Nero a vibrator so he could fuck Kyrie so heres my question yeah? 'Nero is too rough to do the job without hurting Kyrie' CAN THEY?? FUCK?? CONVENTIONALLY??

Obviously it's POSSIBLE because like. Nero didn't just spawn from Vergil via mitosis (the mental image of that is absolutely hilarious though). Do they, as partial demons, have strength that is so enhanced that they cant focus enough on keeping it in check during... uh... Cardio? Breaking someone's spine on accident in the middle of doing the deed seems like it could be a bit of a turn-off.

And listen broski I am all for the 'They absolutely fuck while in Devil Trigger' like I am 100% behind the monsterfucker agenda but HOW. HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK. FROM A PURELY SCIENTIFIC PERSPECTIVE. I am searching for a fictional David Attenborough to explain to me how the fuck this works in a demonic nature documentary. What are the godamn. Specs of this.

WHAT DOES HALF DEMON SEX ED LOOK LIKE???

[bloodhound124]

you ever see a picture of two guys and the only thing you can think is oh definitely one drunken handjob in 2006

[314eater]

The hardcore way to eat ramen: 1. Boil water 2. Eat block of ramen 3. Drink boiled water 4. Snort flavored powder 5. Fuck bitches

[boredbug-deactivated20130822]

you looking for this my friend?

[semememes-blog]

why is there a gif for this

[croatostrophe]

I lowkey forget how ass mid-shift is

[drawingden]

So how’s the art coming along guys?

[bumbleshark]

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[wizardarchetypes]

really strange how you can be almost at peace with something that happened to you but it will continue to be a defining moment of your life for the rest of your life. you wont think about it much anymore but in a conversation about a film someone will mention the year it was released and you’ll think to yourself, “that was before it happened” and you’ll see an old photo and think how strange it is to have existed before it happened and somehow it’s like living a life in two acts

[one-time-i-dreamt]

WHAT

[ririazul]

[myleftpinkytoe]

Oh, i remember this! No truck fucking, but also hard to explain...?

Basically, a lot of truckers feel VERY attached to their trucks, to the point where it's common for truckers to refer to them as their "first baby".

So, knowing this, this trucker's wife organised a photoshoot where her husband's "first baby" got to meet his "second baby". Kind of like those pregnancy photoshoots with dogs?

He thought it was great, and they shared it on social media trucker groups. In a turn i would not expect, a lot of other truckers got really emotional about it. Like, grown men cooing over a stranger's pregnancy photoshoot, going to their wives and asking if they can do something similar 🥺🥺🥺. All in all, strangely wholesome???

[fruitcakebro]

Ohhhh, the truck is the big brother :)

[teaboot]

Like showing your baby bump to the family pet 🥺

[wazzappp]

‘Crawl up out of the blood ocean and into Ryan Goslings arms. Like ‘I’m safe! I’m safe!’’ Yeah I had a really normal reaction to that. Colored and no color versions because I’m really happy with the lineart!

[blackwaxx]

[vaginalbleeding]

THIS WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THIS WEBSITE

[despairhasitsowncalm]

adab - assigned demonic at birth

[lady-raziel]

anyone surprised that markiplier knows about the bloodymary ship doesn't remember this is a man who has seen himself ass blasted by springtrap you must assume that whatever the most obscure, insane content you've involved him in he not only knows about it but already knows more than you'll ever fathom. it's too late. he knew before you even knew you knew he knew you knew

[iamirhen]

I'm being punished for my hubris (went out for brunch with friends and ended up eating too much)

[iamirhen]

[crimewave420]

does anyone have that picture of the skeleton and it’s like “BOY I DIE…SHIT BOY”

[assballconnector-blog]