[pinof]

sir this is a wendy’s

[renrapp]

I know that even today, deep in my heart, the word gay scares me because that’s how I’ve been conditioned my whole life. So you know what? Fuck the literal definition, and the scientific definition, and what everyone thinks. I finally just have to confront and accept this.

[davidsvlogs]

he should’ve worn a tux sooner 

[davidsvlogs]

Olivia's parents did what they thought they needed to do to set up her up for her future and they had the resources to do it. The fact that people think this is a funny gossip story is borderline disgusting. Her parents have warrants our for their arrest. That is scary for a teenager.

broke people work hard to get their children into good colleges like usc without resorting to illegal activities. these richie rich people deserve zero sympathy 

[greelin]

let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?

[villageidiotwitch]

Bonus round: wait one fucking second isn’t that something my friend says and now I’m saying it too

[regenderate-archive]

and then there’s my favorite: Did I Get That From My Friend Or Did They Get It From Me?

[parasite-core]

Don’t forget my personal favorite: I Started Saying That Ironically And Now I Say It All The Time

[teeentyonepilots]

[clearbandito]

[davidsvlogs]

lowkey wishing i was that CPR dummy.....

[simplehombre]

[toritheestallion-deactivated201]

me at Olive Garden at 11:02 am staring down the elderly people impatiently waiting outside knowing we should’ve opened 2 minutes ago but my boss is in the back cheating on his wife with the girl who makes the salads and he has the key to unlock the doors

[jehovahhthickness]

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

[davidsvlogs]

can someone please destroy these glasses

[pendantstyles]

six months early for 2019 just to be sure

[pendantstyles]

FIVE MONTHS EARLY NOW, PEOPLE!!!!

[pendantstyles]

THREE MONTHS. T H R E E MONTHS AWAY FROM 2019

[pendantstyles]

GUYS,,,,, T W O.

TWO MORE MONTHS AWAY!!!!

[pendantstyles]

ONE MORE MONTH AWAY!!!!

LET THAT SINK IN

[pendantstyles]

2019 MOOD

[bob-belcher]

#me drinking alcohol as a grown up

[rob-pattinson]

RAMI MALEK for The Wrap (2018), ph. Shayan Asgharnia.

[bummass]

Dove chocolate and Dove soap are two different companies who havent sued each other because they have different trademarks lol

[gaycism]

Damn and I really all this time just thought dove (the soap people) had a meeting one day and were just like “…. we might fuck around and make some chocolate”

[fatfreefiddlefaddle-deactivated]

^literally what I thought

[dankmemeuniversity]