Wild

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[crowspetrat]

The way Dan and Phil spoke about sister Daniel being on hiatus was in the exact same tone as your parents telling you that Mc Donald's is closed every Wednesday and the tooth fair just doesn't work when we are out of town.

[steamboat-baby]

tooth fair

[phousetour]

and this is when through the magic of the internet i met phil and obviously we were more than friends but it was more than just romantic this is someone that genuinely liked me i trusted them and for the first time since i was a tiny child i actually felt safe and the relationship that we formed at that point was something that i needed in my life we are real best friends companions through life like actual soulmates not that souls are a real thing its so lucky to just find someone you can be that compatible with and especially to anyone who had experienced the kind of self hatred that ive dealt with one person accepting you can make all the difference

[organicmatter]

i fucking love when halloween music is just surf rock with a ghoul laughing in the background

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[wordfather]

just found out that accidentally in love by counting crows was literally made for shrek. they didnt just choose it. it didnt exist before. they asked counting crows to make a song for shrek 2 and thats how we got one of the best songs ever made. insane.

[wordfather]

counting crows knew shrek 2 would become one of the best movies ever made and had to act accordingly

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

i think about this every day

[wroughtwheat]

[viktor-sbor]

Off the coast of Australia Macroctopus caught the shark, wrapped all its tentacles around it and soon released it. Most likely, he scraped all the parasites off her.

[alkthash]

The octopus

[multifandom-fanfic-writer]

this is how sharks stay smooth

[fantasticwolfpenguin]

Bro the cuttlefish and everything else checkin it ou

[lavenderlion]

[bunjywunjy]

the best part is the rapidly growing crowd of onlooker fish and squids hoping that this event will end in a festive shower of delicious shark guts (it did not. woe to the peanut gallery)

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

drake?

[hazeleyedcat]

josh?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

where’s the body of christ?

[wyrddog]

[pseudophan]

im gonna fucking kill myself

[seiya234]

can’t believe i forgot to post the single best piece of graffiti ive ever seen

[flowerbleedme]

[spiralstaircased]

Timmy turner: man I am so depressed like clinically. Cosmo Wanda I wish I was not depressed anymore

Wanda: sorry timmy that's against da rules...we can't interfere with mental illness ):

Timmy: fine i wish I had xanax

Cosmo: ok *gives it to him from his pockets*

[quasi-normalcy]

Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation

[quasi-normalcy]

"He only made this art because he was horny!" ...Yeah, and? You only made a sandwich because you were hungry.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Where’s the YA protagonist teen girl and her two boyfriends that are supposed to save us from this mess anyways

[what-even-is-thiss]

The dystopia books lied. The teen throuples aren’t coming to save us.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Save me teen dystopia love triangle

[what-even-is-thiss]

Teen dystopia love triangle save me

[treecitysessions]

[mothyr]

weed before cider youre meeting the spider. cider before weed time for centipede

[incisedwound]