🌸✨im so super lame✨🌸

🌸✌🏾💕🙃💕✌🏾🌸 so basically i am bangtan trash I'm down for other kpop boys too but bangtan baes are my #1 and I like to talk about stuff no one cares about ✌🏾💕😌💕✌🏾

[showtimechamaco]

Me when another friend gets into a relationship.

[timbllr]

via weheartit

[fucksomonealreadyhasthatusername]

Hikey

[dankmemeuniversity]

[fucksomonealreadyhasthatusername]

nooo give it to me please🥺

[vigilantejustice]

this one scene in the latest simpsons episode got dangerously close to classic simpsons levels of heartfelt

[thot]

this was literally so ahead of it’s time like…she beat everyone to the kermit revival by 5 years and y’all will STILL not give her credit for it…like always 

[memeuplift]

[cuddlybambam]

My favorite seat.

[girlwithluuv]

kim seokjin + pink

[my-darling-boy]

Me: I am going to consume this new content in reasonable amounts at a reasonable pace

Me, 5 minutes later:

[twitblr]

[kyraneko]

“The axe forgets, but the tree remembers.”

[alterboyx]

This is a huge thing ESPECIALLY with kids. To the parent, they lashed out when they were mad and forgot about it, expecting the kid to forget too. To the kid? It was a big moment that defined your relationship with your parents. Stuff my parents don’t remember doing or saying were things that to me spoke very, very loudly, that I was not safe to be open and honest with my parents.

The axe forgets, but the tree remembers, indeed.

[trashic]

this is to be a funny addition to a sad post: my relationship with my mom started to recover - an effort on both our parts - when one day I lost my shit because she did my laundry without asking (dramatic I know, but trust me it was the straw that broke my back) and it escalated to a full blown argument where the past was being brought up. I couldn’t get her to understand that she traumatized me with how she acts on her anger and how controlling she is when she guilt trips me and threatens me, that those are things you don’t do as a parent, and me telling her that doesn’t mean I think she doesn’t love me. of course she was doing the whole parental gaslighty thing where they twist your words and pretend they didn’t say that thing that they said, but PLOT TWIST we argued over text and I got to send her screen shots of our conversation from like 1.5 minutes prior and now she is nice to me. (:

[77lllll]

[theyarenotaboy]

Put this in the MOMA

[witchdaggers]

a year later this is still the funniest video on the internet and i can’t even adequately explain why

[lewisaur-deactivated20210222]

wow

[onion-souls]

It’s a perfect blend of several major kinds of comedy: confessional, relatable observation comedy (who hasn’t had someone make an incorrect presumption based on your appearance?), absurdist prop comedy, and character comedy revolving around her looks, voice, and mannerisms. And reclining (almost) out of frame is the perfect button on the skit. It’s comedy genius.

[surprisebitch]

also dont forget the song choice playing in the background which is Girl Almighty by One Direction.. she deserves an Academy Award in all relevant categories

[retromomentofgypsywhatever-deac]

[anarratorofnogreatskill]

retromomentofgypsywhatever:

I got this at a pro life convention in my sophomore year of high school

I got one at my university my senior year.

My roommates were horrified.

[curseworm]

sticky baby. butter baby. sticky baby. butter baby. sticky baby. butter baby. sticky baby. butter baby. sticky baby. butter baby. sticky baby. butter baby. sticky baby. butter baby. sticky baby. butter baby. sticky baby. butter baby. sticky baby. butter baby.

[lubricates]

oh my god

[hopekidoki]

200729 ✧ ON

[jung-koook]

200729 ♡ tokopedia

[whitepeopletwitter]

[hyunjinthevisual]

When your bias wrecker slowly climbs up the bias latter

[fucksomonealreadyhasthatusername]

I only like you when ur not around lmao and apperantly only when I’m on my period