[oasatelematics]

they should invent a past that doesn't beat inside me like a second heart

[malibuklaus]

[galadriel1010]

Sometimes you get a brief glimpse into the American worldview and decide that you don't want to know.

[transcyberism]

I cannot stress enough that this meme is entirely literal. there's no reference or subtext you don't know. these are simply the objectively most popular works of art from each denomination.

[horsemotifs]

you guys remember supernatural? that shit was good or bad, depending 💯

[yourdirtysaddness]

…

[yourdirtysaddness]

Hm

[64mpg]

once i am perfect in every conceivable way i will be happy i can feel it

[64mpg]

i love this sentence thank you. so excited to become perfect!

[mtfautoandrophile]

sometimes you are impaled by ten swords and you are still alright because a new day is dawning and sometimes a new day is dawning but it doesn’t help you because you are impaled by ten swords

[stuffed-bilby]

We all need floor time sometimes

[freckled-lili]

“You know, love doesn’t mean ‘I never want you to change’. But I don’t think it means ‘I don’t care if you change’ either. So I suppose it might mean, ‘I believe that you’ll always be the person I adore’. A declaration of faith, perhaps.”

— Sayaka Saeki, やがて君になる (Bloom into You).

[scrunchieandawig]

[only-cat-memes]

[gordangobbleballs]

Baby need smoko

[tinsnip]

You don’t know what life was like out there

[hagiomoto]

[lilacandladybugs]

my friend told me that her boyfriend got her a super cool rock while they were on vacation together and you would not BELIEVE my disappointment when i realized she was talking about her engagement ring

[lilacandladybugs]

*holds your head in my hands* im sorry i let you down

[xanemix]

Here’s some fossilized coral.

[lastoneout]

[probablygoodrpgideas]

Dispel Magic? Uh yeah, I sure hope it is!

[mayhamster]

Counterspell? Ok, one

[tamamita]

"Former antifa member" is funny to me, like ok, I'm fascist now

[freckled-lili]

“You know, love doesn’t mean ‘I never want you to change’. But I don’t think it means ‘I don’t care if you change’ either. So I suppose it might mean, ‘I believe that you’ll always be the person I adore’. A declaration of faith, perhaps.”

— Sayaka Saeki, やがて君になる (Bloom into You).

[bowlby4]

[ultrareginarules]

Exactly. It's like putting armor on your immune system. I trust my skin but this bulletproof vest is way more effective at stopping bullets.