[tastefullyoffensive]

[roane72]

I have one of these!

[lyndsayfaye]

This is precious and exactly what we all need.

[sleepin]

[hazbin-hotel-screencaps]

[vote-for-eggman]

she killed him with a fuckin look

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

The I, Robot sequel looks lit.

[brunz]

Oh I get it it’s called Friends cause they’re all friends with eachother

[hun-kissed-deactivated20180612]

what is root beer ?

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

barbequed water

[praesaepe]

saw a really great truck today

[corporation-cats]

[wonting]

[russian-chaos-agent]

[vimmark]

me: saves, clicks exit game

game: are you sure you want to exit? any unsaved progress will be lost.

me: shit ur right

me: saves,

[uneplace-ausoleil]

[giancanon]

[shinyvictini]

[clubsprout]

how lucky do two people have to be in order to fall for each other at exactly the right time in exactly the right way

[pochowek]

Showed my sushi socks to my vegetarian friend the other day and she just took an incredibly quick glance and said “You have carcasses on your socks. Theres dead bodies on your socks” Why do people who listen to the smiths gotta be like that

[c3po]

nearly the end of april.. you know what that means 

[m86-deactivated20171116]

this is an advanced joke

[shatterable]