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business major (derogatory)

#this is it everyone go home #finally a post about me and me alone #funny stuff #about me #edit: now a business graduate (derogatory)#edit 2: im a business salaried employee (derogatory)#i feel like i should clarify: im an accountant. i promise im not a finance bro. fuck them.#edit 3: its tax season someone please rescue me #edit 4: survived my first tax season. happy accounting everyone.#edit 5: left public and am now in construction accounting. no more tax season <3

spin-the-wheel-polls

you are now a cat in the warrior cats universe! Spin these wheels for your name!

Do you like it?

YES!!!

yes

eh it's okay

no.

IM MOON MOON

results/other

Remaining time: 5 days 5 hours

note: I (the owner of this blog and maker of wheels) am not into warrior cats! I just thought this would be fun to make

(prefixes and suffixes from @yarrowleef)

spin-the-wheel-polls

I DON'T WANNA BE DEAD WOLF

#jumpmoon... like the cow...#eh a little funny but #polls

anonpolls

Of the "big 9" foods that cause the most food allergies, which would you LEAST want to cut out from your own diet?

Peanuts

Tree Nuts (almonds, cashews, etc)

Milk

Eggs

Fish

Shellfish (shrimp, clams, etc)

Wheat

Soy

Sesame

Remaining time: 4 days 22 hours

Note from Anon: I have a serious wheat allergy, and following a 100% wheat-free diet is very frustrating for me, and a lot of people say it's their worst nightmare. But I might actually feel more frustrated if I had to cut out soy because it's so common in prepared foods, or fish because it's a staple protein in my culture, etc. Which made me wonder how most people think of it.

-submit your poll!-

#wheat because its so omnipresent yeah #milk after that for similar reasons. i have mild lactose intolerance but can consume with other foods no problem #fish and shellfish i would be very sad to see go as well as eggs for their use in other things #soy also #and then everything else is mostly just inconvenience #polls

belladonnabedlam

Okay. I was on my beloved AO3 and I saw something that made me do a double take. So, now I really want to know…

What is your AO3 user ID?

I’m an OG user 5 digits or less

Six figures baby!

I’m in the millions…

Remaining time: 1 day 23 hours

I’m so curious to see how long people have been on AO3! I know some people have been on there since beta/invite only, but I would love to see what the number is on tumblr!

#113471 #made my account in 2013 lol #polls

enthyrea

it’s just a burning memory

#project hail mary #carlgrace #WAAAAUGH #phm carl #ryland grace

yesornopolls

Do you personally know someone born on the same day as you (day, month and year) who is not your twin?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 16 hours 7 minutes

#we played clarinet together in high school but she was a grade below me #polls

amazoogle

some bozo with the username laundryguy47 keeps jumping in to all my Halo matches and ruining them. what he does is he turns them into some kinda laundry RP. ok, listen, what i mean is, when he joins the game he gets on mic and tells everyone to go to a certain spot on the map and pretend like its a coin operated laundromat and we're all doing laundry there. and they just do it. everybody stops killing eachother like you're supposed to in the game and they go pretend to do laundry for the whole match. nobody even questions it, they all just do it like thats normal. but that's not normal. its sickening and it cant be allowed to continue

amazoogle

some of the sessions have been kinda fun though i gotta say. there's actually quite a bit more depth to pretend laundry than you might think. lately ive been experimenting with pretending to use fabric softener

#funny stuff #stories

incaseyouart

catharsis

(i had a bad day bc last night my insta and fb accounts were randomly flagged and disabled, and the appeal protocol is literally just me giving them more personal data (phone number, email, and a video selfie) and it felt so violating and stressful, bc if it didn't work, i'd have been permanently locked out. also, i performed in an aerial hammock + silks showcase saturday night that almost went *very* badly for me, and then turned out okay, so trust, I felt the entire emotional spectrum)

these scenes in the PHM movie are heart-wrenching, and rylan gosling did a fantastic job

text is from the book

#project hail mary #ryland grace

ohmovie

OBSESSION (2026) dir. Curry Barker

#obsession #yeah <3 #suicide ment

picatchu

#me

getthembees

twins at the carousel

#dc #cassandra cain #batfam #OOGH

redstonedust

my problem is i think every character concept can be improved by making them a little nonbinary. this has created a comically unrealistic concentration of People With A Weird Gender Thing Going On in my stories and i will not be stopping any time soon. im genders georg.

#prev tags so true #about me

rip the machine you wouldve loved flock cameras

#rk.txt