[fucktheyard]

// Hi guys! Hey, Hi Hello, happy to be here! I just wanted to throw it out there that I’m going to try my best to move Joe off of the traditional portrayal route by bringing a heel-type version of him in. So if I don’t have a total flop with him, please don’t take any personal offense to anything that comes from him. >.>

** Portraying Joe with NO KIDS, and never married. *

Of course all plots are open! Backstories and Current! DM’s are open~ 

[acoleue-deactivated20220304]

it’s the truth. don’t forget the rare, extra fun times when they pull changes in the middle of actual matches for no real reason. can’t make any of this up. 

[fucktheyard]

God yes, the biggest fucking mess there is. A ref whispering the change? The worst. It’s an instant piss off I think for us all.

[blcdline-deactivated20210708]

you’d be far more interesting if you gave up the boring grump status even for half a day, crack a smile, you might enjoy it. 

[fucktheyard]

I’m not a grump, Leah. You’re just overly you.

[unbitt]

RUDE! you could have given me that, siiiigh.

[fucktheyard]

But the whole point was not to?

[blcdline-deactivated20210708]

you could at least stop being boring for five seconds and play along! 

[fucktheyard]

Eh. If i gave up my boring status, I would even be interesting.

[blcdline-deactivated20210708]

of course i would, how could i not? look, i held an open audition and becky put her name forward, stop questioning the greatness that is about to be me and her. you & paul? that’s history now. 

[fucktheyard]

You have really high hopes Leah. Good luck, because you’ll need it. x)

[fucktheyard]

@themcssiah You good, uce?

[fucktheyard]

They flip on a dime, so we’ll wait about 5 minutes before the match happens to really find out. 

[fucktheyard]

Anyone else feel like this week is dragging itself? I’ve woken up thinking it was Friday two days in a row.

[fucktheyard]

Or. Or you just don’t do it? Lol

[sinsofohio-deactivated20210318]

I rarely get in trouble. I’m too smart for that. 

[fucktheyard]

Yeah, because you don’t get caught. I know you too well.

[sinsofohio-deactivated20210318]

I would hope so. If something comes up I promise to let you know and not keep you in the dark.

[fucktheyard]

Good. I don’t want to be hearing shit second hand. 

[blcdline-deactivated20210708]

yeaaah, i don’t :) of course she did, we spoke about it, came up with an amazing champagne drinking idea, and she’s going to outshine reggie. it’s not that hard to understand, champ. 

[fucktheyard]

You would just get a kick out of me doing it, wouldn’t you? The whole idea of it being her in his place just seemed so off. But if it works.

[fucktheyard]

@themcssiah You good, uce?

[fucktheyard]

Yeah, I wouldn’t be surprised at all. I’m hoping it’s not a pre-taped one, but at the same time if that’s what’s safest for him then that’s just what I’ll have to put up with. Honestly I don’t know if any match could ever get to that point again, hopefully. That or if they give you something more to work with. You adapt well, so. 

[drbakerdmd-deactivated20220307]

I’m only here to tell you two things.  1. I beat Thunder Rosa. and 2. I’m finally getting my AEW action figure! You know, just a role model doing role model things. 

[fucktheyard]

Glad you liked it. Only two? I’m assuming that’s considered a quiet day.

Hoping having some family over for the show. Pool time for the kids, beers for the rest. As safe as one can be with it all. What about you, hopefully not watching it alone?

[blcdline-deactivated20210708]

yes, you, don’t so surprised. you’re strong enough that with one tug they’ll come right off. she agreed to it, and anyways, she’s way cooler than reggie even if she can’t do a blackflip yet. 

[fucktheyard]

I still think my whole idea sounded a lot better than me being your personal shoe remover. She just, agreed to it. How? Why?

[drbakerdmd-deactivated20220307]

So, how’s your weekend going?

[fucktheyard]

Same as any other non-workday I guess. So, great? How’s yours, Dr? Fixing all the teeth I keep bashing in?

[blcdline-deactivated20210708]

or, next time when i click my fingers you can appear. you’d be able to pull them off easily, while becky (my new reggie) pours the champagne. 

[fucktheyard]

Of all people, me? My new job, the shoe remover. How’d Becky get backed into that? 

[blcdline-deactivated20210708]

doesn’t look cute and they don’t feel cute, never mind the fact i nearly gave myself another trying to take those boots off. as smoking as i looked, those bad boys took some pulling. 

[fucktheyard]

See, that’s why they need a shoe lock. Untie and pull, no shoes to the face. I’d suggest to invest. Maybe one in each room for you.