Fuck this shit in the asshole

I'm just here man. But I mean I reblog funny stuff. This is not a porn blog as my url might lead you to believe.

[pukicho]

You flirt and kiss and for what??? Sex?????! Love?????? Pathetic.

[aphuckingbeesechurger]

To level my charisma stat

[pukicho]

Ah a gamer, you may pass

[fuckthishitintheasshole]

Story progression

[transheadcrab]

trying to convince my roommate not to eat tinfoil

[transheadcrab]

stop it bastard

[bbuggs]

mermaids with starfish covering their boobs is a great concept until you like.. remember what starfish are i mean ma’am theres an animal on your titties 

[bbuggs]

[bbuggs]

[talesandthoughtsfromreality]

So is it a weird sexual thing for the mermaids?

[fuckthishitintheasshole]

Animal nipple clamps

[inthelonely-hour]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

I’ll just be chillin’ minding my own business

& she’ll come in my room like

[kitty2i-blog]

[vividblues]

That cat on the left looks like a grasshopper spider

[fuckthishitintheasshole]

The latest dance craze

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you hate onions because you didn’t like them as a kid you are essentially an adult who allows an eight year old to make decisions for you.

[fuckthishitintheasshole]

And?

[best-of-memes]

[ohgod-awesome-posts]

these make me mad

[jacobpittslovelyface]

[hikergirl]

[dykedekuremade]

you laugh but this was the plot of full metal alchemist

[persona5png]

Excuse me??

[i-am-a-fish]

nervous

[cattt420-deactivated20200729]

GET OUT BEFORE I MAKE YOU GET OUT

[i-am-a-fish]

more nervous than before

[starlight-tv]

Hey, don’t worry Fish! Just come on out when you’re ready.. And when you do I can supply hugs and sweets UwU

[i-am-a-fish]

less nervous (back to original state of nervousness)

[lifescrewsallofus-deactivated20]

We’re here for you fish! You can come out whenever you feel safe to, okay? We love you very very much!!

[i-am-a-fish]

coming out

[waxydoll]

g… go back in

[i-am-a-fish]

coming out more

[shots-of-wapplesauce-deactivate]

you’re doing great fish

[turtlepowerriiise]

NO, HE’S NOT MAKE HIM GO AWAY

[shots-of-wapplesauce-deactivate]

stop you’ll scare him

[turtlepowerriiise]

Well he’s scaring me FUCK OFF FISH

[i-am-a-fish]

nervous

[love-couldbe-my-weakness]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[edgykatdoesthething]

It’s okay fish, we love you just the way you are

[love-couldbe-my-weakness]

NO NO NO WE DO NOT LOVE FISH 

FISH IS WEIRD 

[edgykatdoesthething]

DON’T LISTEN TO THEM FISH, THEY’RE JUST BEING MEAN

[i-am-a-fish]

not nervous

[secretvampireblog-deactivated20]

PLEASE be nervous again

[i-am-a-fish]

not gonna be nervous anymore

[do-rey-me]

proud of u fish you’re doing amazing

[i-am-a-fish]

…i’m out

[whatshell]

I don’t know how I feel about this

[fur-bies-deactivated20180106]

i let the furby skins soak in fabric softener after i washed them and my sis found them and sent me:

and i have never laughed so hard x’D

[eeeeeeeeeeeek]

never do i ever want to hear the words “furby skins” uttered ever again

[dracota]

You never peeled a furby?

[refridgerator]

when you stay up all night doing hw and the teacher doesn’t collect it

[pocketss]

it’s just one of those croissant days

[pocketss]

we love a recovery

[theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly]

AWW HE MAKING CROISSANTS

[blitzkriegfritz]

[a-brad-acadabra]

Wholesome pranks

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

That would be my nosy ass making all those faces in the back 😂😂😂😂😂

[ruinedchildhood]

[sentient-lesbian-space-rock]

Water Tribe

[quatara]

me: *doesnt do my work*

my teacher: *puts in a 0*

me:

[bewareofthecar1966]

@staff wench, ha! for what reason is thou angry? because mine own pussy poppeth sev’rely and thine own does not?