20 and tired

My name is Joelle/ Capricorn/ slytherpuff/theatre major/ambivert/ cinephile, bibliophile, & musicophile/ inbox is open/ she/her pronouns/ single pringle forever/ I welcome all writing prompts

[bookworm-on-rainy-days]

[the-cosmic-yeet]

shoutout to my heavy duty mug. my microwave-safe mug which has witnessed many a-mug cakes. my late night coffee companion. my instant noodles holder. my knorr soup container. my steadfast companion through all trials and tribulations. though you are chipped and worn, you shall never leave my side.

[stars-bean]

✧✦☆ The Addams Family ☆✦✧ | 2.14 - "Morticia's Dilemma"

[the-punforgiven]

I think it'd be funny to have a character who keeps trying to break the fourth wall and failing

[the-punforgiven]

Dude's like "we can't do that, we don't have the budget this episode" but he's in a novel

[the-punforgiven]

Something stupid happens and he tries to stare directly into camera but he's fully looking the wrong way

[purpleisnotacolor]

this makes reading Undertale fancomics so funny.

"dear god, we're in a game!" -said the comic book character

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Clint: I am an excellent secret keeper. I’ve kept all of our secrets.

Natasha: What secrets?

Clint: Oh no no, Nat, I’m not going to tell you because I’m an excellent secret keeper.

[Tony and Steve walk away]

Natasha: You’ll tell me later?

Clint: You already know.

[adurot]

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

[adurot]

I have never heard of this band. I AM in fact referring to the animal.

[adurot]

But wait, there’s more!

[elvensilk]

but you know what IS a goat? a musk ox

[whalesharkpasta]

WHAT

[legendary-scholar-deactivated20]

Fireflies photograph in trees with long time exposure.

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

He was right: I do not believe my eyes.

[killowave]

[supremeshogunrj]

The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is

[parchmentandpencils]

whY DID I STILL HAVE THIS IN MY QUEUE WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

Isnt the anniversary of the raid coming up

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

HAPPY 2 YEAR RAIDAVERSARY

[antignocchiphase]

[ID: a picture of a row of aeroplane seats with a window behind them. The internet explorer logo is photoshopped into one of the seats. It’s captioned “On my way to raid area 51 guys”. In the bottom left corner it reads “this is terrible and I recognize that” /end description]

[writing-prompt-s]

You always got strange looks whenever you fed the neighborhood ravens. “I give them food, they give me company,” you’d say. One day, a raven excitedly comes up to you and whispers, “A neighbor plots against you, my lord.”

[letoghanima]

Clint Barton and Natasha Romanoff raiding Tony Stark's Bar.

[duckdotcom]

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

[finleycannotdraw]

reblog to put a discarded fruit sticker on the forehead of the person you reblogged from in whimsical jest

[lakevida]

i always convince myself i dont sound that weird and then i go out in the world and get involved in anything longer than transactional small talk and its like ohhh thats right ive only been hanging out with gay people who speak in riddles

[beggars-opera]

I always thought that “woman pulls something out of her cleavage” was really just sort of a cliche historically

But nope

I’m reading this incredibly niche book about the history of pockets, and there is a picture of a pair of stays from the 18th century that someone sewed a giant pocket inside of

It was apparently a big thing for women who wanted to keep their money safe or to steal it off of other people and hide it quickly

INCREDIBLE

[grumfy]

My dad was raised buddhist and when I watched bill and Ted with him he was like “these guys are unironically the most enlightened people on the planet. They are leaving Samsara for sure” and that man has never been more right about anything ever

[mustvehadsomebadbread]

[bidoctor]

It may help to understand human affairs to be clear that most of the great triumphs and tragedies of history are caused, not by people being fundamentally good or fundamentally bad, but by people being fundamentally people. (Good Omens: Season 1 Episode 1)

[calware]

i was typing on my laptop and a bee landed on my fingers so i froze and it crawled underneath my hand and walked around a bit and flew away. and the entire time i was frozen bc i didn't want to scare it, but also why did it decide to do that.... like yes let me fly up to this giant and sit inside its hand for a bit for no reason. this is a great idea

[calware]

:)

[closertotheheart]

[stephenroot]