FuckUrDashboard

[astrocyte-deactivated20171202]

on a scale from balloon knot

to raw beef

what does your butthole look like

[juuliaroberts]

[fuckurdashboard]

Lmaoooo

[teesadutta]

12.17.14

[unclestank]

Keep killing them folks bruh

[hip-hop-lifestyle]

He smoked him got damn.

[goodluckrob-deactivated20221110]

Real.

[i-am-jaronimo-deactivated201608]

Jon Stewart for president 2016

[gnarly]

meeting someone who has the same music taste as you

[channing-tateyum]

[lapalco-deactivated20161108]

[leah-leslie]

screaming

[robertwire]

my clearest memory from high school is my best friend asking if i’d brought gym clothes and me asking “who the fuck is jim”

[pleathe-deactivated20140814]

[yolanda-be-coool-deactivated201]

[dinosquad-deactivated20220529]

[lynnerdo]

IM FUCKING DYYING

[butterprican]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 marlenben

[ruinedchildhood]

[hungrygoldfish-blog]

😂😂😂

[stanleykubricky-deactivated2026]

[x]

[mediamattersforamerica]

Today’s news cycle perfectly captured in one tweet.

[janicexxx]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[brittany-murphy]

[theforce]

Drinking

[fuckurdashboard]

Sitting down: I’m fine I’m not even drunk these drinks are weak and watered down in this bootleg ass bar wtf

Standing up: I need to go home right now immediately

[snorlaxatives]

me: *eats cookie dough*

some weak ass person: “you’ll get salmonella poisoning!!!”