stay awake.

matty • 26 • she/her • enneagram 9 credit for shiba print: RICEandINK on Etsy; linked below

[gayshitanddadjokes]

OP turned off reblogs

[whocomments]

[dogpuppy]

[cannibalchicken]

[dogpuppy]

[animentality]

[etrianodysseyobsession-hd-deact]

How’s it feel to be the funniest person on tumblr?

[junglejim4322]

George bush truisms

I THINK WE CAN AGREE THAT THE PAST IS OVER

RARELY IS THE QUESTION ASKED, IS OUR CHILDREN LEARNING?

OUR ENEMIES NEVER STOP THINKING OF NEW WAYS TO HARM OUR COUNTRY AND OUR PEOPLE, AND NEITHER DO WE

YOU TEACH A CHILD TO LEARN, AND HE OR HER WILL BE ABLE TO PASS A LITERACY TEST

A HUMAN BEING AND A FISH CAN COEXIST PEACEFULLY

FOOL ME ONCE, SHAME ON…SHAME ON YOU. FOOL ME… YOU CANT GET FOOLED AGAIN.

DON’T MISUNDERESTIMATE ME

[tourdion]

classic post rant quora phrase

[sinnnnndiesel]

Sure, boss, I’d still be ya henchman if you was a woim

[realnatashabedingfield-deactiva]

I need to be more disciplined starting tomorrow

[realnatashabedingfield-deactiva]

Starting TOMORROW

[achillesinhighheels]

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

[henstomper]

"casual" as an insult is really funny tbh. hey everybody this guy plays games for fun. they like to relax and have a good time

[ponett]

the fact that NL hasn't updated his branding in years is so funny to me. this is a completely different guy from the man i see on my dashboard every day dispensing bizarre but resonant wisdom while playing the most asinine video games ever made

[soupevil]

Video of me trying to write the number 3 in professor layton game for 1 minute

[psychuan]

this fucking video has two punchlines it's incredible

[it-appears-that-bruno-has-deact]

[charl0ttan]

gen ℤ invents WOKE negative numbers!!!!!!

[notashoplifter-deactivated20250]

are you high

[charl0ttan]

[toastyglow]

"it's inscrutable" maybe to you it is. I scrute it all the time

[i-give-you-a-fish]

You get a Milkfish

Chanos chanos

[fish-identifier]

i scrute the milkfish