the disreputable history of me

I'm Jade. I'm 24, I'm a Texan, I like to play pretend and surf the internet until odd hours of the morning. I'm just a girl who happens to work for two of the biggest theme parks in the world while I try and figure out what I want to do with my life. Right now that means turning people into minions, teaching people magic, and dealing with a whole bunch of crazy characters. Band of Brothers. Theatre. Disney. Supernatural. Glee. Doctor Who. One Tree Hill. Harry Potter. HBO War fandom. The Vampire Diaries. Criminal Minds. ASOIAF. Starkid. Pretty Little Liars. Percy Jackson. The Hunger Games. The Food Network. One Direction. The Avengers. Teen Wolf. Star Wars. I like owls and hedgehogs and penguins more than what's proper. I have an obsession for anything AU. It's a weakness.

[buzzfeed]

This shark is a dedicated storm-chaser.

[fuckwitchesgetweasleys]

Saturday Night

What most people do Saturday night: Out being social

What I do on Saturday Nights: Watching Lin Manuel Miranda videos on youtube

[hitchcomet]

[thebestoftumbling]

[bookoisseur]

I miss this show.

[party-wok]

the way he claps when he says HOT DAMN is what makes it.

[aimee-b-loved]

Brooklyn Nine Nine is a gift and I’m SO MAD for not watching sooner.

BTW, season 4 premieres September 20.

[iloveyoualeclightwood]

the best thing about this is still the fact that the “hot damn” was improvised and thats why they cut away so fast because everyone breaks

[allisonpregler]

Might be my favorite joke of the series

[urdone-urdone]

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this is the sweetest thing my eyes have ever seen😱😭💕

[jointphotographicexportsgroup-d]

like. please watch this video of sir patrick stewart adopting a pitbull 

[hershey]

“thank you for that that was a very nice greeting” this is so calm and cute i’m tearing up

[sebastiansource]

[fuks]

[amusementforme]

[floatindigo-blog-blog]

[sweet-refractor-blog]

Poe & Rey teaching Finn a ‘knock, knock’ joke

Poe: Knock, knock.

Finn: Who’s there?

Rey: Jack.

Finn: Jack who?

…JAKKU!?

[straightboyfriend]

[quelana]

[rubyredwisp]

[beardedboggan-deactivated201812]

Me.

[the-bluespirit]

[emilythornes-deactivated2018041]

I screw up a lot, alright. And being around you, I just don’t want to be that guy anymore. Who do you want to be, Nathan? I want to be somebody who’s good enough to be seen with you. You should have thought of that last night. You know, I keep putting myself out there and you keep blowing it. That’s probably a good thing…

[pawpriints]

incorrect star wars quotes. >> [insp]

[englandsdreaming]

Okieriete Onaodowan and Anthony Ramos listen to Leslie Odom Jr. record “Wait for It”

[laralaralara]

x, x

[laralaralara]