Immortality Suits You

Certified Felix Volturi Trash.

[humunanunga]

[fuckyeahfelixvolturi]

Hell is not the only thing I’m ready to bust wide open for Michael Langdon. 

[chriscullenimagines]

Being Felix's mate would include:

Requested by @lostinsantacarla

•being the less dominant personality

•being quiet and respectful around Aro and Caius because you’re especially scared of them

•going on missions with Felix because he wouldn’t want to leave you behind

•being able to see the world with Felix while on missions

•great sex. Like great sex.

•his dark humor

•his cynically Snide comments to other volturi members

•getting to wear Felix’s cloak

•Felix putting his cloak around your shoulders when you’re cold (if you’re human)

•Felix calling you short stuff

•plotting against the Cullen’s

•Felix encircling you with his cloak when you go to hug him

•finally convincing him to cut off that shaggy mop on his head and switching to the groomed, short hairstyle that is oh so seductive

[lacontroller1991]

Love Bites

Felix Volturi x Reader

(Warning, slight smut, read at caution, language)

(SORRY THIS IS SO LATE OMG SO SORRY)

You met Felix while he was in London. You were drunk and walked down the wrong alley at the wrong time. You were about to be a snack until the tall, strong, vampire saved you from the blonde king. Ever since that day, you two had been inseparable. When he wasn’t on missions, he would take you to different cities, which he later found out that Paris was your favorite. However, you wanted to go farther than random vacations. You wanted a wedding, you wanted to be a wife, a mother, even a lover. Even though the last was already a thing, he never went fully through on sex with you, which is what you have so desperately craved for a while now.

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[volturisecretary]

Sometimes I think about how much it must suck that vampires can’t order takeout. Then, I realize that’s pretty much what the Volturi do on the regular. 

[timetravellingshinigami]

Aro volturi: “lets face it this isn’t the worse thing you’ve caught me doing”

*literally for anything that Aro does*

[silverhawk]

someone: why isnt that character as developed as ur other ones….

me: bc i havent found the right songs to daydream them to yet

[silverhawk]

when u find that perfect song to daydream a character to and u can finally plan out their story arc

[keepingupwiththecullens]

Felix is hotter than Demetri.

[jacksonrathbons]

Charlie Bewley fighting like a boss. 

[cmpassionatesoul]

insp.

[fuckyeahfelixvolturi]

Felix: Hey girl, you want some good sex?

Secretary: No.

Felix: Then you came to the right guy.

[paulahotes]

THE TWILIGHT SAGA MEME:

                  ↳     [ 5 / 5 ] favorite minor characters: corin volturi.

[fuckyeahfelixvolturi]

Demetri: We need to talk about-

Felix: That church was already on fire when I got there.

Demetri: What?

Felix: What?

[my-fandom-imagine]

Imagine you are a witch and the Volturi send their best to try to capture you as you’d be a great asset to them.

[sacrafragrantia-deactivated2017]

          No respect for human life, of course, but respect for the arts and sciences, at

          at least. And, the law.

                                        Above all the law.

~ quotes from Thoughts of a Biologist and New Moon

[fuckyeahfelixvolturi]

Heidi: Demetri seems to have an unfortunate attraction to violent women.

Corin: I imagine they were far less violent before they met him.

[fuckyeahfelixvolturi]

Renata: [looking around] Where's Demetri?

Heidi: Somewhere disappointing Jesus.