Hang 'Em High McCoy

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yeah i draw law and order

wanna fight about it

(mccoy > cutter btw later nerds)

[fuckyeahmccoy]

a verdict has been rendered. on the count of this being awesome, guilty. on the count of mccoy being the best tv lawyer ever, guilty.

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oddfuturefemale:

<3 him

(via fuckyeahlawandorder)

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Progeny

Seeley: A hundred and fifty years ago, you weren't considered a person. Or you. Or you. A man named John Brown thought that was wrong so he took violent action to liberate black American slaves. Well, he was caught and brought to trial and hanged because slavery was legal and the law said that slaves were not people deserving of protection. But you know what? John Brown was right. And the law was wrong. Now John Brown is considered a hero. Today, abortion is legal but I tell you, that law is wrong. Like John Brown, I follow a higher law. I ask you to do the same.

McCoy: You can't point a gun at another human being, even an abortionist, and pull the trigger because, in your soul, you know it's wrong. You don't protect the weak, you manipulate the weak and get them to kill people for you.

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“Did hundreds of thousands of Jews die? Yes! And not only Jews, but Gypsies, Poles, Russians, yes! But those deaths weren't murders; they weren't genocide. They were the inevitable result of disease, of starvation. Of war.”

McCoy: “Every respectable historian in the world would disagree.”

"There are distinguished academics who think otherwise."

McCoy: "Holocaust deniers! Cranks! Anti-Semites disguising their real agenda! Meretricious nonsense does not become expert testimony just because it comes wrapped in a PhD!"

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"It sounds like you think you know quite a bit."

McCoy: "Which begs the question of why your office continues to keep us in the dark. Particularly when you have the evidence we need to convict a murderer!"

"This issue is very complex, Mr. McCoy."

McCoy: "I'm a smart guy."

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fuckyeahlawandorder:

McCoy: Can anybody read around here? Cutter: I believe that’s a requirement for graduating from law school. McCoy: The lights. Maintenance is changing the light bulbs to save energy. I think the ones in my office are three watts. Rubirosa: You don’t want to save the polar bears? McCoy: I’m gonna need to save the seeing-eye dogs.

Law & Order 19x07, “Zero”

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fuckyeahlawandorder:

Rubirosa: We’re searching the Caribbean to rebut Johnson’s perjury. Last we heard, Shiner was either in Anguila or Antigua. Cutter: Meanwhile, the producers have made some changes to Larry Plus Ten. Rubirosa: Yeah, they’re moving his family with the Septomom’s into the same mansion on Long Island, along with a human lie detector. You know, one of those guys who can tell if you’re lying by the way you blink. Cutter: The idea is to have both families compete for prizes and to figure out which head of household murdered Joy Johnson. The television audience gets to vote, and…they’ve asked Arthur Branch to be the judge. McCoy: … You’re kidding, right?

Law & Order 20x04, “Reality Bites”

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fuckyeahlawandorder:

McCoy: Ward’s no fool. Step out in front of a jury with what you’ve got now, you’ll have your heads handed to you. Cutter: She can push for a speedy trial all she wants. I can stonewall her. McCoy: And at the end of the day, you’ve still got the bigger problem: a very sympathetic defendant whose family was decimated by the full force of the U.S. government. Rubirosa: David and his sister lost their parents. Ward won’t let the jury forget that. Cutter: They’ll be too focused on our overwhelming evidence against David. McCoy: So why am I feeling underwhelmed?

Law & Order 19x16, “Take-Out”

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fuckyeahlawandorder:

Cutter: Jonah Applebaum is the Boxcar Basher? McCoy: You just put an insane serial killer back on the street. Rubirosa: He doesn’t know that we know that. We could still pick him up. McCoy: You damn well better. This could be Willie Horton all over again. Cutter: Willie Horton? You’re not worried about the election, are you? McCoy: I’m worried about everything. About him killing someone else. About the way this office is run. A serial killer, in our hands, and then released. Am I being too picky?

Law & Order 19x21, “Skate or Die”

Not gonna lie: I love it when Jack gets to lay the smack down. I love it a lot.

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fuckyeahlawandorder:

Who deserves an Emmy nod more: Sam Waterston or Sam Waterston’s eyebrows?

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fuckyeah-ellenpompeo:

unclear-sky:

JACK MCCOY: Ms. Kendrick, did you love your sister? LAURA KENDRICK: Yes, of course. I loved Janie. JACK MCCOY: You were six years old than her, helped your mother raise her. Didn’t you? LAURA KENDRICK: Yes. JACK MCCOY: Changed her diapers, bathed her, that sorta thing. LAURA KENDRICK: Yes. JACK MCCOY: You babysat for her. LAURA KENDRICK: Yes. JACK MCCOY: So, your parents trusted you to take care of her during this trip, didn’t they? LAURA KENDRICK: Yes. JACK MCCOY: And then, you met Peter Williams. And he told you that he wanted to have sex with your little sister because she was a virgin. Isn’t that what you testified to? LAURA KENDRICK: Yes. JACK MCCOY: And you agreed to help him because you were in love with him. LAURA KENDRICK: I was afraid. JACK MCCOY: You mean, you were afraid he’d leave you. Laura, let me remind you, you have to tell the truth as a condition to your plea. If you lie, the deals off. LAURA KENDRICK: Yes. I didn’t want to lose him. JACK MCCOY: So, you lured your little sister to his apartment, you drugged her, you helped Mr. Williams undress her. LAURA KENDRICK: I had to. JACK MCCOY: And you had sex with her while she was unconscious while Mr. Williams took pictures. How did you feel when you did that? LAURA KENDRICK: I wanted to make Peter happy. That made Peter happy. JACK MCCOY: How did it make you feel? Excited? LAURA KENDRICK: Yes. So what? JACK MCCOY: And when you watched Mr. Williams brutally rape and sodomize your little sister, did you feel excited? LAURA KENDRICK: Yes. JACK MCCOY: And were you excited when you helped him dispose of Janie’s body and Ms. Aldmen. And you both raped the other girls. LAURA KENDRICK: He said he would marry me, he would buy me a 2 quart ring from Tiffany’s and he would love me and take care of me for the rest of my life.

Law & Order; 10x15 Fools for Love

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"No operation, no hormone therapy, you've attached an illegal stipulation to a plea! You've violated Mrs. Talbot's rights. The judge will repudiate this."

"I can sell him on it."

"I'm repudiating it!!! You've gone completely off the reservation here!!!"

"Just imitating the master. People v. Willech, the Munchausen byproxy case. Did you forget you made enforced sterilization a condition of a plea for a woman who killed her babies?"

"I remember!!!!! I also remember the judge reaming me out for it. He was right!"

"You followed your instincts, I'm following mine. It's what we both get paid for."

"YOU get paid to follow orders!!!!"