smells of coffee and nutmeg

the musings of a sleep deprived coffee addict

[valtsv]

you’re telling me there are people who listen to music and DON’T use it as the soundtrack for the intense cinematic daydream plot they’ve always got playing in the back of their head???

[cornedbeefhashtags]

King David: *plays a regular, non-secret chord*

The Lord:

[dankmemeuniversity]

[whyactlikeahuman]

[safeinpeetasarms]

#i literally crack up everytime #at least ten of the notes are from me

[xenatas]

That's it. That's the entire show.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[cloudyfacewithjam]

Come on, baby! Do the magic hand thing!

[cesaray]

[no-chill-at-all]

[thebestoftumbling]

[sappharah]

me: *writes adult email*

me: *hits send while screaming loudly*

[secondstar-acorn]

Red Vines: *exist*

Me: don’t do it

My dumbass brain after all these years:

[ashes-and-embers]

One of my favourite hobbies is giving extra firm handshakes to straight men to assert my dominance

[thetrashiestoftrash]

Please, I am begging you, visit the official Captain Marvel website

[thetrashiestoftrash]

I would post screenshots but they cannot possibly capture it.

[schmergo]

The lord giveth and the lord taketh it back now y’all. Two hops this time.

[fairweathermyth]

Patrick “BUFFERING” Brewer

[leahfatins]