Fuck Yeah Night Bloggers

You're at that point where it's just better to walk away from the computer and go to sleep...

[sinfullvibes]

half of me is a hopeless romantic and the other half of me is, well, an asshole

[busterposeys]

at what point in history do you think americans stopped having british accents

[libby-on-the-label]

[lesbian-state-of-mind]

Actually, Americans still have the original British accent. We kept it over time and Britain didn’t. What we currently coin as a British accent developed in England during the 19th century among the upper class as a symbol of status. Historians often claim that Shakespeare sounds better in an American accent.

[tyleroakley]

[fanboyingoverdemigods]

whAT THE FUCK

[nopeabsolutelynot-deactivated20]

I’m too tired for this

[nethilia]

Always add in the video that according to linguists, Native southern drawl is a slowed down British.

T’ be or not t’be, y’all.

[sogayitwrites]

Fun fact: Same thing happened with the French accent. French Canadians still have the original French accent from the 15th century.

Êt’e ou n’pô zêt’e, vous z’auts.

[monticellomarshmallow]

I’ve been trying to find this post for months. I’m freakishly obsessed with this and want the truth of what early colonists sounded like.

[incendavery]

just do it

[s]

a company that sells broken safes that don’t work anymore, called NSFW

[amazoogle]

this is like 85% of the way to being an actual post

[s]

my high score

[trainingdivisionlevi-deactivate]

when life gives you lemons what do you do

[fandom-quotes-store]

DONT MAKE LEMONADE

MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK!

GET MAD!

I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS WHAT IM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?

DEMAND TO SEE LIFES MANAGER. MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE, *CAVE JOHNSON* LEMONS.

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!

IM THE MAN WHOS GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN, WITH THE LEMONS! 

IM GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT’LL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN.

[fuckyeahnightbloggers]

Oh my god my best friend did the faceswap thing and-

[fuckyeahnightbloggers]

yo so like what would pianos look like if our fingers were as long as our legs

[lowreswunderbred]

[loveandasandwich]

Roses are Red, Potatoes are bliss, Tater tots french fries, Why did I make this. Thought up this pillow yesterday and immediately made it.  Why? Why not! A few of these available currently, and a custom word option available. Suggestions for new designs welcome!

[fuckyeahnightbloggers]

I NEED IT

[fuckyeahnightbloggers]

3.00 am

Brain: the fuck are you still doing up?

Me: I have no idea...

Brain: ...

Me: ...

Me: *opens new tumblr tab*

Brain: Yeah! Let's do that! THAT SOUNDS LIKE A MARVELOUS FUCKING IDEA!

[heyitskrispy]

I’M SCREAMING WHHYYYYY???!!!

[timpgod]

Do Transformers take out life insurance or car insurance?

[hobby-goblin]

[hobby-goblin]

[fuckyeahnightbloggers]

What if people get divorces because God stopped shipping them?

I will not go down with that ship

[fuckyeahnightbloggers]

Have you ever thought about the gap between imagination and reality? Like would it be imaginary or real? What if there's a third state that we're unaware of

Nonny, you ask the real questions

[fuckyeahnightbloggers]

what if we're just fetuses developing to become old and death is us being born?

DUDE A