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[hometoursandotherstuff]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[beansfrombeans]

mutual on my left trying to get pregnant. mutual on my right starts high school next year. and me i have done some of the dishes

[little-autistic-man]

i love reading things in certain voices from pieces of media. like FUCK YEAH will always be max jagerman about to get his brains fucked out by grace chasity

[smartypantsshow]

who's gonna have the smartest presentation tn? 🧠

📸: Jill Petracek

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[lakrizooeh]

Angela Giarratana is stunning as usual, dark academia really works on her!

[otherwindow]

why is it always a male character going mad avenging his dead wife and never a female character cradling her dying pure of heart husband in her arms then dragging the whole world down with her

[swan2swan]

[charlesoberonn]

First of all, this is a very clever use of this gif. Secondly, fuck you.

[dykecadence]

every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok

[purrfectly]

Lumpfish come in a variety of shapes and colors.

[He scoops up the fish, it spits water and he turns it toward the camera]

This one is stumpy and green. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is what a normal lumpfish looks like. It is more elongated, but still a vibrant blue color. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is one of the stumpiest ones we have. Its hump is very high. It is very stumpy, but yet very beautiful, and very powerful.

[He pans over a lot of fish, all looking up at the camera]

My fish army is ever growing, and soon I will over throw the world. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[saint-batrick]

because of this tiktok, i frequently murmur "very beautiful, very powerful" at myself, and i cannot recommend it enough.

[casualcarnage]

[navycat305]

@fishemporium

[modern-tina-denmark]

I can't stop help me

(Also a bonus each for my sweeties)

[marsizalien]

If Grace Chasity were transmasc her pronouns would be He/Hymn

[lakrizooeh]

Richie makes this joke at lunch and Grace considers it while also saying "Um, I'm always His Richie!"

[dusktodust]

i have such a crush on angela giarratana

[lakrizooeh]

That's called being a correct human being; she's my dream girl too!

[dusktodust]

i have such a crush on angela giarratana

[lakrizooeh]

That's called being a correct human being; she's my dream girl too!

[itspetrovichworld]

dirty boy soup (this idea came to me while i was rewatching npmd but its probably already been done before)

[socialistexan]

[alwaysbewoke]

that went hella left

[inactiveusers123]

holy shit someone make a movie about this

[thegiftedprocrastinator]

I have a headcanon that Paul Matthews was raised to be very aware of his bluntness and social inept behaviours as a kid and teenager (and constantly corrected and scrutinised for that by the people in his environment). To the point where he was basically performing his whole childhood. But, deciding when he grew up and went to college that 'no fuck it, im done catering to people's perception of me' and became weirdly secure in himself. Now he's not afraid to set boundaries and be blunt sometimes. Growth.

And then comes Pokey basically becoming the placeholder of all that Paul heard growing up (ex. Lived an awful grinch named Paul -- "why aren't you smiling more, Paul! You must be miserable" , And the words will come to you/We swear we will teach you -- "learn all the social cues! Act like us!", Is your heart so damp and bleak/That you won’t give us a peek of your soul?, -- let it out!

But that's just me.

[lovelautski]

lautski one shot

[valentinetheeviljester]

Maybe lean out

[valentinetheeviljester]