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One Nice Bug Per Day

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Concept: me, spending time with my closest friends. We’re all in the kitchen while I’m cooking dinner, my apartment is cozy and it smells delicious. It’s raining outside and we’re all laughing, with no stress.
(yet another) college au prompt meme
cause im trash and i wanted to make my own based off some of my fun college experiences. (these have probably been used in like 80 other peoples prompt lists but whatever.)
“the obligatory my roommate is super cute and i’m crushing on them au.”
“the obligatory my roommate is trash and leaves me locked out, but thankfully youre a decent person so i’m not alone”
“my roommate is doing push ups on the floor and i’m not sure whether to be turned on by their athletic powers or freaked out”
“i work nights and you have an 8am class, so we always end up running into each other at the campus coffee shop.”
“its the first week of the semester, what reason could you possibly have for being at the library right now?”
“you work for the campus radio station and keep passively aggressively dedicating songs to me”
“i was really drunk and you walked me safely back to my dorm room.”
“youre singing in our dorm shower, and i just want to let you know that you have a wonderful voice, also oops i’m naked.”
“were both running for the same associated students position and are sudden rivals.”
“its my senior year, and ive created a bucket list of things i want to do before i graduate - one of those things happens to be you.”
“i really want you to join this organization i’m a part of - not because you’re super attractive or anything, haha, not at all.”
“oops i accidentally slept with my ta.”
“i have a term paper due tomorrow and yours is the only 24 hour cafe with internet.”
“i have the keys to the roof of the chem building and you need somewhere to smoke.”
“you just hit me with your bike, but you’re also really hot so i forgive you.”
“my org requires community service hours, and your program is the only one that sounded semi-decent.”
“i literally only joined this org because the person handing out fliers was cute, wtf do we even do here?”
“were in the same orientation group and we might never see each other again but i still want to do this.”
“wait so you’re saying you still live in a college town even though you graduated years ago?”
“hey hey its alumni weekend and everyone else has become freakishly successful after graduation, the fuck.”
I'm gonna drink Mars water and have super powers
Bottle rocket under ice
A sentence I never thought I would read
Unlikely simultaneous historical events
A poster on Reddit asks: What are two events that took place in the same time in history but don’t seem like they would have?
Spain was still a fascist dictatorship when Microsoft was founded.
There were no classes in calculus in Harvard’s curriculum for the first few years because calculus hadn’t been discovered yet.
Two empires [Roman & Ottoman] spanned the entire gap from Jesus to Babe Ruth.
When the pyramids were being built, there were still woolly mammoths.
The last use of the guillotine was in France the same year Star Wars came out.
Oxford University was over 300 years old when the Aztec Empire was founded.
Pablo Picasso died the year Pink Floyd released “Dark Side of the Moon” (1973)
Prisoners began to arrive to Auschwitz a few days after Mc'Donalds was founded.
Coca-Cola is only 31 years younger than Italy.
Marilyn Monroe and Queen Elizabeth II were born in the same year.
The Ottoman empire still existed the last time the Chicago Cubs won the World Series.
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[Insp.]
This is my favorite motherfucking thing about getting closer to Halloween every FUCKING YEAR
Shitty babysitter
I just watched this film on netflix called Advanced Style and it was soooo cool and amazing and cute, I can’t believe I’m only just finding out about the whole blog and everything now!!!
Most likely to to get together, least likely to get together?
most likely to get together (hook up): sir and crow
least likely to get together (hook up): subordinate and shorty
geez, shorty. you use so many gifs! what are you, like, 12?
do the muns have any ships
well, for me (shorty), i ship tyne and anyone in really close platonic relationships with like cuddling and kissing stuff??
i don’t know about everyone else though.
HOW THE HECK DID THEY GET MY NAME????????????????? JFC!!!!!!!!!!!!
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who would be the most drift compatible amongst the team?
Asher and Tyne tbh