The way they say โshrubberyโ gets me e v e r y time
[I deserveโฆ husband of the year award.
I just dropped my husband and his family off at the airport, got some coffee, made it homeโฆ and he calls meโฆ to sayโฆ tsa wouldnโt let them bring their 80$ lush hairโฆ product onto the flight and it was too late to check it back. *zooms in on his face* so he hid it in a bush.
so guess whoโs going back to the airport? *voice cracking* to dig through some shrubbery?
weโre here.
*montage of him getting to the shrub in silence and collecting the bag*
that was. so shady.
there was a whole family sitting on the bench in front of the bush and I had to be like *high pitched nasally voice* โexcuse me, just gottaโฆ heh! just gotta reach in there real quick.โ
*running the product through his hair* if he thinks heโs getting this back heโs wrong.]















