Savages

"Pocahontas, that tree is talking me." "Then you should talk back."

[theanimalmemes]

reblog if u are currently a mess

(via sexual-texts)

[fuckyouratcliffe]

Me: *makes a small irrelevant mistake*

My Brain, banging pots and pans together: YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUC

Me: *makes huge mistake that will directly affect my future horribly*

My Brain, lounging on a lawn chair with shades on: ....acknowledged

[psy-faerie]

[fatgirlopinions]

Absolutely me

[bellygangstaboo]

what does being straight have to do with appreciating the sunset..

[josheeta]

if this isn’t inspirational idk what is 

[racingbarakarts]

me: i literally couldnt care less about what people think about me

also me: 

[melodramaticlesbian-deactivated]

someone: what are your plans for the future?

me:

[spacecatctus]

[speedlimit15]

*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

[antoniporowski]

KIM PULLED OUT Receipts!

[protectnormani-moved-deactivate]

2017..

[julius-novachrono]

What kind of fucking world am I living in that even Kim Kardashian has to fact check the joke in the WH.

[fenrismp3-hasmoved]

France's Jews Flee As Rioters Burn Shops To Chants Of 'Gas The Jews'

France’s politicians and community leaders have criticised the “intolerable” violence against Paris’ Jewish community, after a pro-Palestinian rally led to the vandalizing and looting of Jewish businesses and the burning of cars. 

[fenrismp3-hasmoved]

please please please spread this around, please speak up about this, please let everyone know that this is not okay, please please please protect my people from a second kristallnacht, please 

[givemealltheowls]

Listen.  I love my followers and my mutuals dearly.  You know how occasionally I post something like ‘every Jew on this site has a list in their head of who reblogs what and who ignores posts about Jews’?  I’m talking about this shit.  I have been seeing things on my dash about the situation of Jews in France for over a year, but it’s coming from other Jews 99% of the time.  Please stop ignoring this.  This is literally history repeating itself and we can’t be the only ones calling it out again.

[whatthekorok]

mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell

[neo-somaliana]

[aratoamin-deactivated20180909]

IMPORTANT

[polks-deactivated20181122]

This month marks 3 years away from an abusive situation i was in for 11 years. Don’t do that to yourself. You deserve better.

[nerdycurvyboundandflirty]

So many folks know they don’t want to be abused but don’t know what healthy is. Here go, babies.

[deaglen]

I will reblog this here because I’ve known/know too many people in toxic relationships. Please take care of yourselves.

[mouseremote147863456]

Inauguration Speech: Barack Obama vs. Tangerine Trashbag

[beeishappy]

[thahalfrican]

[sonoanthony]

We let him down

[pinktsundere]

MY HEART BROKE

[fuckyouratcliffe]

Making a DnD character: Intense, sad backstory. Complicated reasoning of why this character acts the way it does and motives for each of its actions connecting back to a character trait that emerged due to its sad past.

Playing your DnD character: "I roll to seduce rock"

[clownasaurus-deactivated2020100]

Hermione Granger: *comes from muggle world and discovers magic*

Hermione Granger: *witnesses humans transfigure into animals*

Hermione Granger: *time-travels multiple times per day*

Professor Trelawney: “I can prophesize the future.”

Hermione Granger: “Bullshit. That can’t be possible. Fuck you.”

[kaldwinss]

#you gotta draw the line somewhere #you gotta draw the fucking line in the sand dude #you gotta make a statement #you gotta look inside yourself and say #what am i willing to put up with today #not fucking this    

[rachellephant]

anyways hermione is a cutthroat bitch and her demonizing divination is due to the fact that she literally #cannot with emotional forms of magic. quidditch? which requires an emotional partnership of trust with the broom? nope. divination? which requires an emotional openness and willingness to forego logical conclusion at the whims of fate? are u fuckin kidding me. patronuses? which require not just technical skill but also a deep connection with your own emotional core? uhhhhh we’ll just let harry handle that one.

movie!hermione, w/ her advanced emotional intelligence and absolute willingness to meet each and every emotional need the boys have, should have of course been good at emotional magics like divination. shes fucking superwoman. but book!hermione? who destroyed a girls face without mercy because she ratted out the DA? who erased her parents memories so she could fight in a war? who solved dumbledores’ mysteries using ancient runes, an art that is practically the math of magic? book!hermione will destroy you and she will do it armed with the cold hard facts and the cold hard facts alone. book!hermione doesn’t give a shit. instead of getting a regular pet, book!hermione was drawn to a magical cat who is self-serving and intellectual and helped her gather clues rather than serving as an emotional companion. i mean fck.

full offense but hermione is so hardcore and logic-driven and she literally could give a SHIT about ur feelings

[strictlybecca]

@lisapanda