Just Fuck Me Up

[ultrafacts]

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[mathsturbation]

i’m really trying not to let fame get to my head but

[pixelins]

i use ‘!!’ a lot, but it’s honestly like a quiet ‘!!’

[purrlstar]

#its like when a cat sees something exciting and their pupils get big

[nungers-deactivated20150403]

i just ate some delicious ravioli. no i didnt. do u see how easily lies can be spread on the internet?

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

peeling a clementine is so easy. it comes so naturally. its inviting… the clementine WANTS to be peeled. its melancholic, sanguine… but an orange? whats an orange but a nuisance… the orange torments and mocks with its brute strength. it exists only to create chaos. next time you decide to indulge in a citrus delight, heed my word. choose the clementine 

[soothifying]

The Sound of Cats - Relaxing

[marciabrady]

HOUSE OF MOUSE (2001-2003).

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[funnytwittertweets]

[swan2swan]

[bitterlush]

[monsterlets]

but now i’m just picturing a spider hopping along on one leg

[iguanamouth]

[appraisedtiktoks]

[thebisexualbooknerd]

They have the RANGE

[maroononthemoon]

[misterpaulito]

[egyptiasian-deactivated20210514]

barber: what do u want?

“give me that spongebob crib fam”

barber: say no more.

[mantisshrinp]

[nuevayor]

x

[nuevayor]

Everything about this is a masterpiece: the girl that says “wow” and the girl that says “hi” shyly and bill awkwardly lifting his hand to say hi to them I’m cracking THE FUCK UP

[therestlessforest]

The way they all immediately straightened up their postures like the fuckin pope walked in 😂 the sheer power this cool science man has over the american people is palpable

[sunfortune]

So true

[onefourthprince-deactivated2012]

[sweet-bitsy]

A tailor

[turtleneckseve]

Watching it the way Emerald Fennell intended