i'm better off on my own

I love poetry, music, Jesus, and vegetables.

[drunkenhills]

Listen. Cut your own hair. Dye it blue, then shave it off when you’re bored of it. Wear that outfit with those shoes. Paint your nails with all the colors of the rainbow. Get that tattoo. Go to the movies alone. Get coffee, then drink it at that special place you like. Mouth the words of the song you’re listening to on public transport. Put that thing on your wall. Bake. Draw. Dance in your underwear. Life is so much better when you don’t give a fuck

[fuentasbrothers]

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[milhousevanhurten-deactivated20]

red lipstick is one of the best inventions ever… definitely up there with electricity and one direction 

[prisonhannibal]

When you have no sense of self and someone says something about you

[daddyfuckedme]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[nvmtee]

Mind your business

[sushinfood]

there’s a simple explanation to this, though!

when you are planning to do something, you are taking responsibility. you are maintaining agency in your own life.

the moment someone else says “hey pick up your shit” then it becomes their command and your response to them. No longer do you get told “hey wow you picked up nice!” you get told “why did it take you so long to do what i asked”

Naturally, hearing that enough times creates a pattern of “rebellion” whereupon ANY request to do ANYTHING you’ve been planning to do immediately sours it

because it’s not yours anymore

[plantanarchy]

when you are SAD go to the THRIFT STORE and purchase FLORAL porcelain objects

[synqra]

I’m not looking for anything serious just a husband

[afacelesschampion]

[obviousplant]

Muppet Screams

[turnon]

we need a nintendogs app i am sick of living like this

[yekkes]

The customer is never right

[taggediconic]

normalize the customer never being right

[yekkes]

[lilywankenobi-deactivated201901]

Nah. I had to spend ten minutes convincing a Starbucks barista that their Eggnog Chai doesn’t have coffee in it. It’s a tea, for goodness sakes.

She never believed me, but she did make me a “special” one with milk instead of espresso. *facepalm*

[yekkes]

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

You mean the eggnog chai LATTE you fucking idiot? Die

The customer is always wrong and I can’t believe some poor barista had to deal with this foolishness on Black Friday none the less

[aquelllla]

… I feel like this is kinda mean. Labeling EVERYONE in a certain category (the customers) as wrong simply isn’t true. There are definitely customers who are mistaken in certain situations but just because that’s true, it doesn’t make everyone else wrong. That’s like saying ALL men are stronger than women, which isn’t true. SOME men are stronger and SOME women are stronger. We as people should start using SOME more than ALL and NEVER.

[yekkes]

[nellabellavita]

You can really tell who’s never worked in retail before by the way they view customers

[teenagerposts]

the fray: where did i go wrong….. i lost a friend…..  somewhere along in the bitterness….. and i would have stayed up with you all night……  had i known how to save a life……

12 year old me:

[midnight-revolucion]

22 year old me:

[bpd-skeleton]

*drinks coffee until I am shaking* I’m coping

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

me: hey can you make dopamine and serotonin

my brain:

[escapingintoabook]

As an introvert, the best thing is finding someone who it isn’t draining to spend time with

[mj-irl]

It’s interesting trying to explain to people who don’t experience social exhaustion that there are some people who are less draining than others and then their are those who are mind numbingly exhausting. All socializing is not equal

[weirddyke]

i truly believe that if u put love out into the world selflessly without thinking about what you’re getting in return you naturally get love back