Fuck capitalism. Smoke weed. Be gay.

Cade. 29. He/him. I grew up and l ended up relating to Squidward more than I thought I would except I'm a hot gay transgender. Enjoy your day.

[enyafans4communism]

imagine hating me and i’m just genuinely failing in life professionally, socially and spiritually

[inaturalist-unofficial]

[sottaceti-deactivated20260328]

fuck its Already like 100 am

[randydotcom-deactivated20250628]

i lowkey need you so bad

complete my obstacle course and then we’ll talk

[mortalityplays]

there is no single argument against including trans women in sports that doesn't boil down to "women aren't supposed to be good at this" and it's fucking insane to me that every woman in the world isn't up in arms about the way this issue has laid institutional misogyny bare to the bone

[mortalityplays]

then again it has also revealed how many misogynistic cis women believe in their own exceptionalism to the point they feel they benefit from "women aren't supposed to be good at this" and will use every tool in the white imperial torture kit to ensure the acceptable categories of 'woman' and 'good' remain shallow and narrow enough for them to force themselves into a position of supremacy.

[melancholic-whimsy]

in my enclosure . straight up gnawing at it . and by "it" i mean. haha. well let's justr say . the bars

[24x81]

what they don't tell you about writing is that you're gonna spend way more time moving those guys across a room than you ever thought you would

[medievalsquire]

my knight keeps saying fuck it we ball before charging into battles and it's reallynot inspiring confidence in my heart

[igrab]

speak for yourself he utters the holy words 2 me

[lainpsx]

[earhartsease]

[pavlover-boy]

[depsidase]

[blessedbrick]

That's kind of why they exist actually

[miyuhpapayuh]

This is the ONLY reason they exist!!

[rusholme]

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Me: I don't know. I just don't think there's much comedic potential to the idea of a "pizza samurai"

PIzza Samurai, entering physical existence due to the sheer willpower which I still spend thinking about him: I will defeat you with my New York Style martial arts Pepperōnin, also real now: Prepare to get sliced

[insolentspock]

i so love this moment

[oneheadtoanother]

[sjweminem]

Intricate rituals

[chompasaurus]

the only option, obviously

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[hymnism]

making a collection

[putridghost]

Wait I have more

[acemingo]

[elisecairo]