[fuirt smotihe] @fuirt-smothie - Tumblr Blog

Hi

It's just a sideblog for my reblogs 'cause i'm insecure (main is @fruit-smoothie )

I'm gonna have bullshit tags with the word "pork" in them because I Keep Saying The Word Pork I Cant Stop

Pork, reblog; pork approved, i agree with this; pork disapproved, the inverse of that; MY pork, reblogging my own posts 'cause i'm insecure; porkposting, text posts on my reblogblog??? Why would I ever…; thats it i refuse to post any morethan that

#side blog #pork

teaboot

I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you

teaboot

I grew up before the term 'thigh gap' was invented I grew up before 'hip dip' was invented I was born before 'muffin top' was a thing before 'clean girl look' was a thing before 'glass skin' was a thing before razoring off peach fuzz was a thing and I'm so so so fucking tired of us inventing new concepts purely for the purpose of convincing people to hate their own bodies enough to buy products

teaboot

Last time Tuberculosis ran through the USA a small number of people got it on purpose to look skinny and waifish and delicate and used makeup to look flushed and bony and when the Victorians figured out tapeworms people would infect themselves on purpose to starve themselves smaller and women and now in the year of our lord 2026 there is a noticeable fraction of the USAmerican population genuinely thrilled about a treatment-resistant microbial parasite that makes you shit and vomit your brains out for a month because side effects include weight loss and STILL we talk about being skinny like it's the natural default setting for all healthy people as if it's a self-sustaining standard and not an imaginary goal that we are constantly constantly constantly beating ourselves with a whip to acheive

i did something

OHHHH SECRETARY!

Lee Garcia YAAAY

Animal hospital oc :33

Ive yet to see another patient/visitor oc brah <////3 where are the unemployed folks at!!!!!!!

Also the giraffe in the third image is my friends oc ^_^ they dont have tumblr SIGH

observantserval

"and that, fishbowl, is why you use your damn wheelchair. even i used it when I needed it." —emi probably, as they pick up their dumb little stuffing and mechanical part body and put them back on one of the patient beds.

(totally not me projecting on emi and deciding that, like me, they once had to have a lot of surgeries nd shit nd have to use a wheelchair and relearn how to walk many many times... #disabledgang. but I havent had to have surgery in a while so neither has emi. so #INVISIBLEdisabilitygang)

peak oc design though /ooc

#pork

pretzel-llama

genuinely what the FUCK am i supposed to do here

#pork #die i think #(silly)

sillyimage

x

i-suggest-poly

I have a suggestion

isuggestswiftmarketregulation

I also have a suggestion

i-suggest-poly

I think I'm in love with you

#pork

fruit-smoothie

Tumblr user vaalhazaksfleshnest i am #drawing someghing........

observantserval

OH MY GOD YAY

fuirt-smothie

knock knock......

GIGGLE

#pork

daily-sigma-doodles

Day 144

a package ive been waiting for finally arrived and we get big arknights update tomorrow!!! im so hype!!!! guys welcome to the time of year where the new Sui sibling drops and the hyperfixation takes full effect

Yu gets a skin and a module!!!!! im getting both immediatly!!!! he is my favourite boy!!!!!!!!!!!

#pork #sigma

daily-sigma-doodles

Day 145

scootering 3 miles just one way on shitty concrete is killing me ;-;

#pork #sigma

pumpkinluu

Beautiful

#pork #fat bunny #i lov efhem

haruwantsacookie

Doctor Harlow Fanart 🏥✨

#pork #your metal rendering is so good what the heck???

copperbadge

I just received an email from my building management company which opens

On Monday, from 1:30 PM to 1:37 PM, several residents have volunteered to host a brief tutorial in the laundry room for anyone interested in learning more about proper use of the equipment.

That is a leviathan passing beneath the ice of my peaceful fishing hut if ever I saw one.

The passive-aggressive nature of declaring it will take only seven minutes, but precisely seven minutes, for people to actually learn how to use the laundry room is amazing (I'm figuring five minutes to present and two minutes for questions).

The sad thing is, I've lived here long enough to know this informative presentation is absolutely necessary.

#pork