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[z0n1x]

you can call me zonix (or ZONX if you wanna be a bit pedantic :p) i mostly just reblog what i want on here so dont expect much except for the occasional text post

extended zodiac sign: canga

interests youll see on here: 17776, neocites, homestuck, theater, the magnus archives, malevolent (more after i finish it as im trying to avoid spoils) hitchhikers guide, vampires, robots, my jacket I painted bat wings on, weird horror stuff, and art (although you wont see my art on this blog if youre looking for that go to @z0n1xsartsideblog)

tags: zonix talks (for me yapping my gums off), malevolent liveblog, (malevolent liveblog.) basically anything listed above (for when i remember to tag it as such, which is nearly never :,/)

everything else: noneya biz (OuO)

blinkies under the cut

[roastbasilisk]

I'm gonna be honest with you, she looks like regular Kabru.

[super-affection]

[sacredstem]

this is all being filtered through my lens btw.

[thestuffedalligator]

A while back there was a tiktok going “Ooo this is the best restaurant and I’m not telling you where it is ;) you’re going to have to guess ;)))”

And another guy stitched it with a whole breakdown of her most recent posts to go “The day before you posted this you posted another video saying you met this celebrity and he had just posted that he was in this city. You also posted a video in a hotel room and after searching up hotels in this city, we can tell it was this hotel because the wallpaper in your video matches the wallpaper in pictures on their website. By looking up restaurants by this hotel we can tell you went to this specific restaurant” and he was right

And people called him a creep, but I think we should take this as a moral lesson to lie about ourselves online more. I’m actually a talking dog and I live in a Montreal poutinerie

[bubblegum-gf]

reblogging a funny low note count textpost on your dash made by your mutual's mutual kinda feels like walking up to two strangers on the street and laughing loudly at their joke

[valend]

It’s kinda like this

[ominous-signs]

As a gimmick blog it’s doing all that but using a megaphone to obnoxiously amplify your laugh, bonus strangers are walking up to figure out what’s going on

[is-this-a-giraffe]

True. And also, not a giraffe.

[ominous-signs]

Wait no please come back x

[zhoudadudugongjin]

Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there's really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.

I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.

[zhoudadudugongjin]

me everytime one of my seemingly non-specific homoerotic text posts breaks containment

[inthefallofasparrow]

[orteil42]

are you even particularly passionate about cookies or did this just happen

serendipitously i genuinely love cookies and all baked goods a lot which makes the content research process very enjoyable

[orteil42]

whatever man

[theshitinsidebones]

[ID: tags reading “#orteil’s research process is merely wiggling his fingers and daintily reaching into the cookie jar #pulling out one cookie with the tips of his fingers. takes a whiff and says ‘scrumb-diddly-dumptious’ or some shit #eating the whole thang in one bite. chewing slowly in circles to savor it then letting out a gleeful giggle #and then he returns stonefaced to programming for 60 hours nonstop”. End ID]

[norvyarts]

felt like drawing arkco

[truetgirl]

Car Trunk vs Car Boot: A clear win for US English, trunk was already a thing in which you stored items, frequently for transport.

Crisps vs Chips: I gotta admit, the Brits have this one. They're thin slices of potato that have been made crispy. No chipping of any materials involved.

Car Park vs Parking Lot: Equally matched. What's a car park? A place to park cars. What's a parking lot? An otherwise empty lot where you can park.

Elevator vs Lift: Both equally fail to address that the damn thing also goes down.

[illslegal]

Never a dull day in Japanifornia courtrooms with these two

[the-haiku-bot]

Never a dull day

in Japanifornia

courtrooms with these two

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[indigonite]

Happy another homestuck day for those who still practice it

[sillyandquiteawkward]

quick doodle

[cadaverkeys]

My comic for SENSORY: Life on the Spectrum! Organised by Schnumn.

On harm reduction and understanding NSSI! Many autistic folk have normalised harmful behaviours as coping mechanisms in our daily lives and this comic is meant to help people recognise their self injuring behaviours and (hopefully) begin to see pathways to reducing their frequency.

[positivelyqueer]

[Image description: a brightly coloured comic with characters represented as people made of various fruits. The subject of the comic is non suicidal self injury, with a focus on autistic self injury.

Comic transcript: “What have you done to yourself?!” “Oh… What have you done to yourself?” “Sounds like autistic self injury, no?“ “There’s a word for it?!?” It’s actually pretty common! In medical contexts it often goes by NSSI! Meaning Non Suicidal Self Injury! It’s a symptom also seen in various compulsive disorders! Some common behaviours are: Head smacking, Hair pulling or trichotillomania, Chest hitting, Mouth biting, Skin Picking or dermatillomania. It can often be a response to over-stimulation! Fancy you should say that! Because mine is prompted by the opposite! Many of us rely on these behaviours to function in our daily lives! And it does help in the moment! But it can also cause long lasting damage! Some find that covering or shaving hair helps! Shaving should be your choice exclusively! Do not feel pressured to do it! You can soften hitting by wearing a chest guard or gloves! An archers chest guard can be slipped under clothing! People also use stim toys! Some sensations we seek can be achieved with these! That being said, we need an understanding environment first! Injury is often a result of overwhelming stress! So if you injure often, you likely need a bigger change! You don’t need to overcome injury alone! You may want to seek professional help if: Injuries are motivated or followed by feelings of dread. Sores, yellowed skin, scaring or infections begin to form. You injure yourself seriously! Even if you’re not in pain! Extra therapeutic or physical support is wanted. If someone you love injuries themselves, avoid responding with anger! Remember that not everyone can fully recover: try to minimise overall harm and stay safe! /end transcript]

[memewhore]

[bananahomo]

I reblogged this last month, tagged it, and said “might as well see if it works.” I used this video as a reference to find all the forms that i needed (which is A LOT, especially if you’re a dependent) and sent them through the mail, not really allowing myself to hope.

dude.

$2,714 of medical debt from my top surgery - gone. im shaking this was such a weight on me for 2 years and it fucking worked. what the fuck.

[minakittengaming]

This is huge. Sharing for my US friendos.

[zillyblog]

Hospitals like to hide these policies under a lot of successive links in obscure places, so if you don't see anything right away, keep looking! Get friends to help! Make it a scavenger hunt. A game where you're assassins sent to slit capitalism's throat

[z0n1x]

love when things are bountiful and abundant

[blackroschk-va]

One of the strangest phenomena I've seen is when people praise and love transmasc headcanons, but will absolutely burn you for even uttering the idea of a transfem headcanon.

[v3rm1nn]

happy birthday little karkat

also bonus davekat because i hate them