𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐄𝐕𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒
(a collection of prompts from the TV show “Killing Eve”, feel free to adjust phrasing and gendered terms as necessary)
TW: murder mention
“God, it’s amazing how efficient things are when you’re a dick to people.”
“Who says I want to be happy?”
“You wanna hear about her tits?”
“When I try and think of my future, I just…see your face over and over again.”
“I’m going to find the thing you care about the most, and I am going to kill it.”
“You should never tell a psychopath they are a psychopath. It upsets them.”
“If I killed everyone who betrayed me, there’d be no one left.”
“Thank you for the inappropriate touching. It was actually pretty nice.”
“Sometimes when you love someone, you will do crazy things.”
“Most of the time, most days, I feel nothing.”
“It’s monstrous, but it’s beautiful.”
“I have to kill you now.”
“My tits are about to drop off.”
“Our job is weird but it’s also boring.”
“It’s not my job to care anymore.”
“I promise I won’t be naughty.”
“I swear to God you women will be the death of me.”
“You don’t look fine – you look like an angry Santa Claus.”
“Oh, that wouldn’t be very polite.”
“People like us aren’t made for happy lives with happy endings.”
“She’s so annoying. She’s amazing, but so annoying.”
“Are you always like this?”
“What do you want from me?”
“Oh God, I’m going to die, aren’t I?”
