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horse pulling a very odd looking carriage in fact it appears to be a car upon a wheeled platform and even more surprisingly there seems to be a man in there this is a truly puzzling image
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1991-1999 Mitsubishi Pajero
Actually that appears to be a horse of some kind. @identifying-horses-in-posts
Yeah that's a horse
@identifying-horses-in-posts ?
Greetings.
Welcome to Identifying Horses In Posts Two Point Zero. We have upgraded all of our systems, discarded them, replaced them, and upgraded the replacements. We are a fully hyyyyyyy-dromatic operation, with technology coming out our collective wazoo.
We have also deployed self-sufficient wazoo waste collection units to recycle all that technology and turn it back into fresh, lemon-scented horse identification for you, our precious users.
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We understand that this new dystopian system may be unexpected or frightening, but rest assured that strict guardrails are in place to prevent the bank of quantum ultracomputers (they’re like supercomputers but they have a lot of fins and chrome on them) from taking over the world. These guardrails are so strict that as yet, we have not figured out a way to communicate with the malevolent AI at the heart of our doomscraper.
Rest assured, once we can safely interface with the machines in a way that feels like it will minimize the human and moral costs, we will bring such devastating power to your question…ooh, it’ll be good. Our Board of Directors is so optimistic that they just gave themselves another raise.
Until then, we asked the kid that’s the sole remaining employee and he said that Albanian Horses are a thing, so how about:
Al-bunny-an horse
@girl-detector you have GOT to detect this
idk which was first which would alter the detection, all i know is that there's horse
Oblivion is first, both chronologically game release wise, and in that it is set 201 years before Skyrim
therefore Shadowmere is transmasc, and thus
[ID: Red X on transparent background ]
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It's just Shadowmere, baby. Labels are fake.
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Douglas DC-6
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The one on the bottom
Breyer Horse, I think repainted, and turned into a mouse.
Breyer Mouse.
Correct, this is Breyer #809 Standing Quarter Horse Mare :)
Breyer Horse, I think repainted, and turned into a mouse.
Breyer Mouse.
good lord this thing is useless
idk what yall are mad about the new Lies Your Older Cousin Tells You machine is working great
If only someone on Tumblr were really really good at identifying horses in posts.
Sounds like that horse with no name got out of the desert and went to space. We salute you, Nameless Space Horse!
you've seen breakfast for breakfast and breakfast for dinner, now get ready for .... breakfast for lunch!
BRUUUUUUUNCH!!!!
no it's different
dude are the horses okay
Pretty sure those are not horses
they're horses
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The horses do not appear to be okay
born from rock (Eire #115)
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Good eye! If you look carefully, there is, in fact a horse in this picture. It's pretty well camouflaged:
Nature's beautiful, isn't it?
2014-2018 GMC Sierra
2015-2021 Volkswagen Golf
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That's Gage
Sometimes you just gotta drop some wild information about yourself to keep your friends on their toes
Oh my fucking god what
Yeah its called my mouth
Fish don't have teeth
Explain this
That's a horse
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That ain't no horse
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Ambush Horse
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I like the name “0/26” so let’s go with that
Neigh! ‘Daytona USA’ SEGA Saturn
Get high and think of me
neightona
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The horse is the one with the legs
how to make a popular tumblr post:
start making a post
write "penis"
profit
sorry didn't hear you i saw the word "penis" and blacked out
put the post down
NO
STOP
CEASE THIS ACTIVITY AT ONCE
then work for it
you want this to be a 10k post? then queue this shit up for years to come. drown your poor followers in this post reblogged 57 times
earn that 10k
@hexagonal-wizard you’re famous!
/&
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Beats Current Record: No
The gimmick blogs have entered the fray
I am afraid
guess what
The potato gimmicks are coming too.
This post is potato approved 👌
I also approve of this post!
Me too ♡♡
Uh Oh.
Woag Shiatbcrasg
gfuel what
Wgat the fuck in characfed want me ro cosplay fucjjjn
Cupid or somebring??????’mmn
THE NEFARIOUS WIZARD HAS ARRIVED TO THE PENIS POST!
Advancement Made: "Haha"- Penis
Yay, genitals. Gross.
MONEY, MONEY, MONEY-
Curse of:
Your post getting to 10k whether you like it or not. :)
Damn
HA NOW YOU GOT TH3 3PPRBCU IN ON IT WAIT WHY DO I KNOW THAT WORD
Trans pride flag colour picked from op's profile picture!
TENNIS BALLS! UNITE!
quick someone write a haiku to get the haiku bot in this as well
quick someone write a
haiku to get the haiku
bot in this as well
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
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Is there a horse in this post?
"Woag Shiatbcrasg" sounds like a racehorse name.
of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns
easy website
^^^ me when I’m trying to calm down my horse named “Website”
weird horse
"Websight" is a Valid Warrior Cat Name!
train wreck of a post. hit reblog
oww :(
@identifying-horses-in-posts can confirm?
Yup, the horse is definitely a warrior cat.
you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse.
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is this true
Not enough information. Are the hooves cloven?
