"We're all hot young dads." --Griffin McElroy,2017

22 he/him/his about me twitch"Just a straight up ethereal being": Natalie Dormer my blog is a little bit silly and a little bit pretentious. it's also a little bit gay and a little bit offensive.

[fully-realized-creation]

hello,

i’m restarting with a new blog @greyschwartz so if you’d like to follow me there go for it

[elizabeths-banks-deactivated201]

me: my sense of humor is great & intelligent

me whenever i see the number 69 randomly somewhere:

[aenhanse]

[toxicmen]

me: i’m gonna be productive today! gonna do shit!!! here i go!!!!!!!!

me, 4 hours later:

[arcane-lock]

i have this “monster maker” application thats real fucking useful as a dm, but i also found that its real useful for pcs too bc it organizes information in a way thats much easier to read than a character sheet ? especially when it comes to combat

anyway heres the link to get it its so easy to use and real helpful

[mebediel]

@paranormal-paralegal

[minimally-incompetent]

Thanks i love it

[burn-4u]

Definitive Marvel Viewing Order

Thor: Ragnarok

Captain America: the Winter Soldier(optional)

Black Panther

Spiderman: into the Spiderverse

Spiderman 2

Logan

Sky High

Megamind

Wonder Woman

Prince of Egypt

Shrek 2

Bionicle: the Mask of Light

[theminttu]

Fantasy costco where all your deals dreams come true !!!

[knifefightscene]

@ cinema employees if any marvel stan is rude to you in the next few days just tell them who dies

[voguewoozi]

people in the notes like “that’s rude/evil/unnecessary” as if someone harassing someone in their workplace isn’t actually all of those things

[nb-lesbian-positivity]

Happy lesbian day of visibility to all non-binary lesbians!

[ryegarden]

happy lesbian visibility day!! a lot has changed since last year’s art in the best way. give ur local lesbian money

[falincoded]

No.1 on the list of dogs that are so vacant the only explanation is that they were once beings of limitless knowledge who willingly sacrificed all of their intelligence for blissful ignorance:

Kermit

[warmsafflinas]

inch resting

[z0mbiep1ush-deactivated20190610]

if theres one thing i cant get over in be more chill is that. eminem’s fucking dead. in the canon of be more chill, eminem is dead. he’s 6 feet under ground while all of these kids fuck around and snort microchips and hes dead. what the fuck.

[molluscsky]

god I wanna spend the entire summer lying in the grass…..

[cuz-reasons]

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The goof returned so I’ve updated this.

[Audio Description: A collection of Ned’s Middle names being said in The Adventure Zone.

“Mama: So what brings you out into the WOODS in the middle of the night with Ned Fuckin Chicane?

Clint: Well Danger is my middle name.

Clint: Ned Fuckin Discretion Chicane

Clint: Ned Aloysius (pronounced Aluwishus) Chicane

Clint: Ned Superstar Chicane!

Clint: Ned Butterfly Chicane…

Clint: Ned Nimbly Chicane

Clint: Ned Ninja Chicane

Clint: My middle name is pacifist…

Clint: Ned Black Diamond Chicane

Clint and Griffin together: Ned Friendly Chicane

Clint: Ned Trustworthy Chicane

Clint: Ned Pissed-Off Chicane

Clint: How did you know my middle name?”

/end of audio description]

[distinguishedbaloney]

[dumpster-waifu]

Happy 4/20! Release everyone currently serving time for non-violent drug offenses!