there are no pan-asian supermarkets down in hell

30s. this is what the inside of my brain looks like.

[wrenism]

lycanthropy is honestly like a gender to me

[bethanydelleman]

My son gave me a card that said, "You are the best mom ever" so I asked him if he collected empirical evidence to back up that claim. He admitted to doing no research at all; therefore it's purely anecdotal and cannot be trusted. I have hung this sentimental atrocity on my office wall.

[parkinglotboy]

If you’re a little weird that’s kinda sexy of you

[parkinglotboy]

If you’re a little weird that’s kinda sexy of you

[hydrattan]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

"visual learner" this "auditory learner" that well I'm an oral learner. put it in my mouth

[zeroarcana]

ma'am, this is a firearms safety course

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

the first rule of firearms is to be yourself and have fun and I am doing both

[rhymewithrachel]

They tried to stop me from drawing ghost knight but they CANT

[reunmint]

my eeveelution as wild cat series !!

vaporeon - tiger

jolteon - cheetah

flareon - lion

espeon - eurasian lynx

umbreon - melanated jaguar (black panther)

leafeon - clouded leopard

glaceon - snow leopard

sylveon - serval

eevee - house cat (maine coon)

[a-book-of-creatures]

The best movie adaptation of The Odyssey continues to be O Brother, Where Art Thou?

[professor-pants]

Genre of character: submissive like a guard dog is submissive

[guiltfactory-moved]

this lamb keeps trying to sacrifice itself even though no one really needs or wants it to do that

[strangerconnection]

you know, i don't remember

[demilypyro]

it's funny how "press F to pay respects" was such a gigantic meme that it seems to have permanently affected the way we talk online. people use it completely genuinely and unironically. had a bad day? F. died in a videogame? F. I see it constantly in Discord, Twitch and ingame chats. like it's actually being used as common shorthand. when it only gained prominence because of how hilariously stupid this screenshot is

[beemovieerotica]

[fistfullofsoul]

[michaelwheelers]

"I'm more than your wife. I am your sister."

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

sickens me to my stomach. how dare this guy get to live my dream.

[acutelathos]

Some clarifications and an update

[biglawbear]

This person has more emotional intelligence and healthier skills in navigating relationships than most people