Silly Internet Boy

Stellan Gios is alive trust me ok I'm not crazy I swear he's alive He/They 

[pangur-and-grim]

cool animal

[pangur-and-grim]

you can look up ‘beautiful’ and ‘my good friend’ next

[kazbrekkeratemyson]

so happy to live in an era where there's a multi-Tony award winning play thats essentially gay rpf between Abraham Lincoln and John Wilkes Booth

[the-muppet-joker]

My therapist (this a new one, not to be confused with the one I hit with my car) is a very straight-laced, youth pastor type guy who does not understand what I am talking about 90% of the time so honestly idk how effective he is as a therapist, but randomly he will zero in on one of my Brain Problems with complete clarity before going back to his default Straight And Neurotypical level of understanding of my general fuck-up-ery. Like I was trying to explain to him why I project so much onto certain fictional characters and why writing fanfiction about them is so cathartic for me, and I could tell I was losing him because he was having a hard time grasping the idea of just, fanfiction in general, but then he suddenly said, "it might feel safer for you to explore scary feelings with creative writing about fictional characters because you actually have control over the things you're writing, as opposed to in the real world, where you feel you have very little control over anything." And I was kind of reeling from that a little, because like, yeah, but then he said "and you use characters you like because it makes you happy to see them, like how I watch any movie that has The Rock starring in it, because it makes me happy to see The Rock." And then he just looked at me like

[evilcyclopsxmen]

“modern au” “highschool au” human/non-powered au"

Why don’t you just watch glee then.

[evilcyclopsxmen]

I use this to torture my victims:

[luciencation-deactivated2026032]

they throw regular rats at eachother

[leonkennedysprostate]

"don't assign human morality to non human things" is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten

[pangur-and-grim]

if she had teeth, maybe he’d learn to be less socially clumsy

[pangur-and-grim]

you people say things that are so specific

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

TIL a family in Georgia claimed to have passed down a song in an unknown language from the time of their enslavement; scientists identified the song as a genuine West African funeral song in the Mende language that had survived multiple transmissions from mother to daughter over multiple centuries (x)

[ancestralia]

In 1997 Amelia’s daughter, Mary Moran, and other members of the Moran family were invited to Sierra Leone, West Africa, where they were welcomed in Freetown by Sierra Leone’s President and then flown by helicopter to the country’s interior.  There, in the small village of Senehun Ngola, Mary and Bendu Jabati met and sang this song together for the first time.  Years earlier, Bendu’s grandmother had told her that this song, which had been passed down in her village from mother to daughter for centuries, would one day reunite her to long-lost relatives.

In addition to finding out where in Africa her ancestors were abducted into slavery, Mary Moran discovered the meaning of the Mende song: a processional hymn for the final farewell to the spirit, it was sung in Senehun Ngola by women as they prepared the body of a loved one for burial.

(The OP's link leads to a site with a recording of the song sung by both Mary Moran and her mother, Amelia)

[oldshrewsburyian]

Because the original link was broken, I tracked down a news story about how the song is continuing to help Mary Moran's relatives find their African communities:

Also, there's an apparently sanctioned link to the full documentary about tracing the song.

I was really fascinated to learn that the song was originally recorded by none other than Lorenzo Dow Turner, the founder of Gullah studies. Gullah was dismissed (by white people) as a nonsense language until a Black linguist trained on Old and Middle English came along in the early 20th century, and I love him.

[evilwizard]

i’ve used my dark magic to connect this world to the Flippity-Flop, a disturbing parallel dimension where tumblr users can still get queerbaited by Netflix in the year 2025

[evilwizard]

im sorry byler nation

[kalichnikov]

i wanna talk about this shot

[kalichnikov]

if forum signatures still existed this would be mine

[un-javi]

[karvina]

[teslaswife]

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

God fucking damn it

[official-lucifers-child]

I’m actually wheezing right now

[dangerbooze]

The most inhuman muffled scream/wheezing sound just escaped me.

[probuccalfat]

[probuccalfat]

[the-muppet-joker]

I left my Workplace Required Non-Slip Shoes in my locker and told Kermit to fetch them for me as a diversion - now all I have to do is extract this bat signal from my Human Hole. For those of you just tuning in, there is context behind this predicament, which I will explain after I -- ohh hgg OWWWE it's really STUCK inther e cant getit OUuT hnnnnnvgg hnnn,n aah ahh BATMAN

[sapphling]

sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher

[sapphling]

You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this?

[sapphling]

no that part was real

[strange-aeons]

How tall are you. I want to spread misinformation about you and am worried about it being accidentally correct

I'm 6'7

[strange-aeons]

I DIDNT KNOW ABOUT THE HOT NEW MEME FOR CHILDREN I WAS MAKING A REGULar JOKE

[coffee-n-kush]

[pastelclownkitty]

MY OVARIES!!!!!!

[foralteregos]

Our*

[pastelclownkitty]

THEYRE COMMUNIZING MY FUCKING OVARIES!!!!!!!!

[foralteregos]

Our*

[pastelclownkitty]

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY FUCKING OVARIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[foralteregos]

Our*

[pastelclownkitty]

I DO NOT CONSENT TO YOU COMMUNIZING MY FUCKING OVARIES!!!!!!

[foralteregos]

Our*

[pastelclownkitty]

yeah no i dont care if i have 121 followers youre not doing that to me

[i-give-you-a-fish]

You get a Common Clownfish

Amphiprion ocellaris

[pastelclownkitty]

you know what. i may be getting jumped by tumblrians but at least i have my clownfish. its me and you against the world buddy

[levil0vesyou]

Our clownfish

[pastelclownkitty]

I CANT HAVE ANYTHING IN THIS FUCKIBG WORLD

[the-muppet-joker]

REMINDER THAT THE MUPPET JOKER WAS A CHARACTER. I AM NOT SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO MUPPETS. I DONT THINK ABOUT KERMIT'S SOFT LAUGHTER AND GENTLE EYES AND I DO NOT LONG FOR HIM WHEN I AM ALONE. I DONT THROB AT THE THOUGHT OF HIS HOLE. GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

[michael-afton-offical]

why is there a guy who wants to fuck kermit the frog and why is he back

[the-muppet-joker]

Takes a long drag of my cigarette , "A guy who wants to fuck Kermit the frog?" Heh. Haven't heard that name in a long while. Some say he died. Some say he's back. But me? I say he never existed. He was a tumblr mirage. A horse with no name. And im just a nobody. A nobody with a wife and a son. And I dont want nothin to do with Kermit the Frog's hole, or anypony's hole for that matter. That's ancient history now.

[tesstheamphibian]

Is the Croaker a brony.

[theratsgotinsideagain]

clearly you missed the applejack vore pilgrimage arc

[st4rryb0nem4rrow]

the fucking WHAT