[chilewithcarnage]

Y'all notice they don't make ocean spray commercials anymore. Ain't seen those two white men in the cranberry pit in a long time. The bog spiders musta got them.

[fishing-lesbian-princess]

“Okay here’s the list of chores I want to get done today” I tell myself before having sudden full body fatigue from seemingly nothing

[molabuddy]

snivels pathetically... i miss when spotify like song button was a heart.....

[paladitos]

in my mind youtube isn’t a social media because i don’t talk to anyone on there. that’s just where video is :)

[larval-tear]

it’s crazy how a double bacon cheeseburger is probably the single healthiest thing a human can eat

[bigmeatpete69420]

This princess forgot about super glue

[larval-tear]

sorry i am a dumb bitch

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

"accessory not supported on this device" yes it is you stupid slut. thats headphones. you've known each other for years

[daily-spooky]

[tomb-mold]

im a hater BECAUSE i like things and want them to be good. and also because im an asshole

[grox]

[charl0ttan]

BUILD your empire.....

engage in COMBAT with others.....

learn DARK SECRETS.......

all at the GOCEY STORE

[theriverbeyond]

Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

[tevruden]

Yeah this can't be left in the notes

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

I have theories that even I don't give a fuck about

[moldavite]

bored out of my mind so i'll be outside hitting concrete with my longsword for a while

[horsegirl]

there needs to be a i hate your stupid review you know nothing take this down now button on letterboxd 

[coffin-fit-for-two]

new sex position were you dont touch at all. in fact one of you dies

[passion-of-l0vers]

hand hurts from jacking off

[mothstiel]

inside thought!! inside thought!!

[passion-of-l0vers]

outside thought!!!!! outside thought!!!!! my hand is sore from jerking that thang asunder!!!!!!!!

[thickness-protection-program]

[decompose1]

real exchange i overheard between two of my bosses. ????