How Myers-Briggs Personality Types Are Portrayed Online Vs. How They Are In Real Life
Heidi Priebe
ENFP
Online Description: ENFPs are passionate, idea-generating revolutionists who inspire others through their fierce determination and spirit.
Real ENFP: *Hides inside watching cat videos for literally days at a time.*
INFJ
Online Description: INFJs are wise and magical fortune-tellers who intuitively understand all the most complex mysteries of the Universe.
Real INFJ: *Tries to analyze literally one thing.* *Falls down the bottomless rabbit hole of over-thinking.* *Gives up and watches TV.*
ENFJ
Online Description: ENFJs are the revolutionary world leaders who mentor others towards great change and was probably your high school valedictorian.
Real ENFJ: Wastes entire day trying to decipher the hidden meaning behind a friendly text message.
INFP
Online Description: Eloquent, thoughtful poets who are sleep on a bed of roses and understand the greater meaning behind our existence.
Real INFP: *Walks into a poll.* âWhat the actual mother of fuck, who keeps putting these here.â
INTP:
Online description: INTPs are mad scientist geniuses and all of them are Albert Einstein.
Real INTP: âWhat if Walruses could drive cars, haha lolâ *Spends three days designing an app that generates walrus memes*
ENTP:
Online Description: Argumentative devilâs advocate who WILL NOT REST until every idea in the world has been thoroughly debated.
Real ENTP: âLol that personâs wrong.â *Smokes a joint.* *Shrugs it off.*
INTJ:
Online Description: INTJs are the mastermind overlords who can see 500 years in the future and will eventually take over earth and all of its inhabitants.
Real INTJ: *Spends four hours mapping out a route to the grocery store and still gets lost.*
ENTJ:
Online Description: ENTJs are cutthroat, competitive powerhouses who will stop at absolutely nothing to defeat and eliminate their opponents without remorse.
Real ENTJ: Is literally the first person to help you when youâre in trouble.
ISTJ:
Online Description: ISTJs are serious, duty-oriented social servants who will not eat, sleep or rest until justice is delivered to the world as a whole.
Real ISTJ: *Stays inside playing computer games for three straight days, hoping that nobody will notice their absence.*
ESTJ:
Online Description: Your micromanaging boss who only exists to professionally advance themselves and make your life a living hell.
Real ESTJ: Just wants to get this freaking work day over with so they can grab a beer and chill out with their friends.
ISTP:
Online Description: Daredevil badass who is probably off slacklining between mountain peaks while chugging a gallon of whiskey right now.
Real ISTP: *Sees a text inviting them to go adventuring* *Sits inside watching TV for three days* Texts back âNahâ
ESTP:
Online Description: Perma-wired adrenaline junkie who CANNOT LIVE without DRUGS SEX AND ROCK AND ROLL 24 hours/day.
Real ESTPs: Probably has an advanced engineering degree and makes twice as much money as you do.
ISFJ:
Online Description: Sweet grandmother, whose sole reason for living is hugging and baking cookies for everyone they know.
Real ISFJ: Would almost always rather be at home reading fanfic.
ESFJ:
Online Description: Gossipy girl whose goal in life is to get married, and who is probably your Mom.
Real ESFJ: Some of the most sharp and motivated professionals youâll ever meet.
ISFP:
Online Description: Antisocial emo poets who refuse to talk to others because *nobody understands them* and that makes them want to cry.
Real ISFP: Some of the friendliest and most fun-loving people youâll ever meet.
ESFP:
Online Description: Mindless party animal who has been drunk since the moment they were born.
Real ESFP: Sharp, motivated, creative and probably understands you better than you understand yourself














