back on the fundie bullshit

I'm too old for this shit.

[spurgie-cousin]

I live in New Glasgow, Nova Scotia and it was the fourth hottest spot recorded on earth the other day.

Also the heat caused one of my coworkers to speak up and tell us that they took a witchcraft elective in university where they were taught that the devil has an icicle dick so that's fun.

Wait......... so many questions but primarily, in what kind of witchcraft are they so focused on the devil's dick that they know these things 😭 and second, I'm obsessed that a university learned about this and said "set up a course asap".

I live in the southern part of the midwest in the US and according to locals (I've only been here a few years) it's been hotter here in the last few summers by a lot, and getting worse every year. It's been so hot here lately that my fuckin SUNflower seedlings got scorched to death, and as someone who plants sunflowers every year I have literally never had a SUNflower get overdosed on sun......

[fundieofatime]

Alright so- I ALSO live in NS and have asked around about this and it's likely this is an elective course at Dalhousie University.

And anon, it was deadly in the city I can't even imagine how bad it was in New Glasgow. Big yikes and hope you were safe!!

[spurgie-cousin]

oh my god searching "devil ice penis" got me to a Catholic Research Institute's website where they have a whole page about what it's like to bone the devil (citing almost exclusively sources from the 1500s/1600s) i am losing my MIND

according to these guys though anon's coworker was right although the sources seem to disagree on whether the devil has a finger sized dick or one so big that "no matter how capacious a vagina a woman might have" (direct quote) it will NOT work out in her favor:

[fundieofatime]

I log in for the first time in a very long time and this is what greets me.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[thefundiedata]

Think I have a different definition of a mid-size car (even a mid-size SUV) over here across the Atlantic but Katie has confirmed she sold her car to upgrade to a bigger one for new baby.

[fundieofatime]

What is it? Please don't tell me I have the same vehicle as a fundie now lol

[thefundiedata]

She's choosing between a Kia Telluride and a Hyundai Palisade - neither are available in my country so can't give more info on them than that!

[fundieofatime]

Oh thank goodness lol not the same as mine 😅

But aren't those the ones catching fire though?

[thefundiedata]

Think I have a different definition of a mid-size car (even a mid-size SUV) over here across the Atlantic but Katie has confirmed she sold her car to upgrade to a bigger one for new baby.

[fundieofatime]

What is it? Please don't tell me I have the same vehicle as a fundie now lol

[fundieofatime]

I typically take tmz with a grain of salt, but they're reporting that Garrison Brown (Sister Wives) has died by suicide.

#tw suicide #suicide

[fundieofatime]

It is unfortunately true.

[fundieofatime]

Mykelti posted to her patreon within the past hour that she is canceling events this week due to a family emergency :(

Ohhh 😞 what a terrible thing for the family to go through and how truly horrible for Garrison that he was so badly in crisis. Unfortunately I can empathize with this situation and my whole heart goes out to them. I was so hoping TMZ was incorrect.

[fundieofatime]

I typically take tmz with a grain of salt, but they're reporting that Garrison Brown (Sister Wives) has died by suicide.

#tw suicide #suicide

[spurgie-cousin]

I'm preaching to the choir here, I know, but I don't think I'm ever going to stop being baffled by tradwives/tradwife adjacent women who run for political office. Girl, you are basically gunning for a world where women aren't allowed to vote? Why are you stupid enough to think that somehow excludes you??

Oh there's a name for that phenomenon that is escaping me rn...... it's the same reason ultra conservative male politicians will be outspokenly anti-choice but think it's ok to get their daughters, wives, and mistresses abortions if needed. It's this "I Am The Exception" kind of thinking.

I guess they are motivated by pure narcissism, money, or some combination of the two and not real "moral" stances.

[fundieofatime]

Rules for thee but not for me

[wigtails]

i'm sorry but i have to laugh

anneliese you were literally that kind of trad wife six months ago

[filthyfundie]

But Anneliese the only interests you and Alexander share is food, sex and god. You’ve hammered this home your entire social media career 😭 which one of those is nerdy ?

[fundieofatime]

Nerd's for Jesus?

[jedidiahjunior]

New entry on the list of things joy does that triggers me, driving with a claw clip in. One harsh break and she’s gonna have that plastic mf imbedded in her skull

[fundieofatime]

Oh that's so friggin dangerous

[spurgie-cousin]

The comments on Olivia’s separation post are 💀💀.

I wonder if they weren’t on the show how their life would’ve been

I truly hope she doesn't read the comments. None of those people know what they're talking about and tbh it's very fucking weird of them to feel like it's ok to shame a complete stranger for outgrowing a relationship.

I totally relate to Olivia as far as her path with deconstruction, we kind of started around the same time in life and if you're really doin it, you change SO much. Esp in those first years.

My personal speculation (which I will never put in any of these peoples' comment sections) is that all of the Plath kids seem to be more reluctant than Olivia to really do the deep self reflecting that is needed to deconstruct a problematic world view. And I don't mean that as an insult, it's hard to do and they're all SO young and maybe they'll get to a place eventually where they can do that or maybe not. But it would soooooo difficult to be in the midst of that while being in a relationship with someone who refuses to go there, y'know?

Anyway that's not to say Olivia's perfect or anything, bc of course she isn't, however I think having the exposure to the outside world she has had bc of the show has helped her deconstruction process tbh, and maybe brought her to the conclusion that she and Ethan are incompatible faster than if they hadn't been public, y'know?

[fundieofatime]

It's my birthday and some family gifted me Jinger and Jill's books. I'm halfway through Jingers and it reads like an apology letter more than anything else to me right now.

[fundieofatime]

Did I know Ben was two years younger than Jessa? Probably.

Also Jinger my man that much fear in childhood?? Holy hell. Your parents did not do you right at all woman.

[precious-and-neat-fundies]

The "look how unique I am" attempt just comes across as sad.

[keepingupwitht]

I have never once had to think about what to talk about on a date with my partner. Good lord woman

[jedidiahjunior]

And they had the baby with them! Couldn’t they talk about him??

[fundieofatime]

It's my birthday and some family gifted me Jinger and Jill's books. I'm halfway through Jingers and it reads like an apology letter more than anything else to me right now.

[precious-and-neat-fundies]

The biggest criticism of Jill I'm seeing from internet comments is that Jill is just doing it for the money. Even if she was, is that a bad thing? Her dad swindled her out of thousands of dollars. It's not selfish to want to be paid for your work.

[precious-and-neat-fundies]

In this book, Jill tells that she directly says to her father "You treat me worse than you treat my pedophile brother." Good for her.

Jill Duggar Accuses Her Father Jim Bob of Treating Her 'Worse' Than Her Brother Josh (Exclusive Book Excerpt)

In an exclusive excerpt from her new book, 'Counting the Cost,' Jill Duggar Dillard writes about battling with her father, Jim Bob Duggar, a

The link includes an audio book sample of the below excerpt for anyone who would rather listen to Jill tell the story than read it

[fundieofatime]

Oh my god I'm getting this book for my birthday in a few weeks and I already want to cry for Jill like

No one deserves to be treated that way. It's so fucking hard to stand up to your parents especially when they were abusive and just... Ugh. Good for her.

[filthyfundie]

Moriah and Micah shit talking Olivia into the ground while living lifestyles Olivia is directly responsible for them achieving is still grinding my gears