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[margaretolson]

This feels appropriate for today

[merry-go-round-jailhouse]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my sleeping pills just kicked in heavily and im genuinely on the verge of tears because i for some reaon remembered a misprint in a 1980s newspaper that switched the captions between Far Side and Dennis the Menace

[thecinematicrealm]

you: stranger things season 2 me, an intellectual: strangerer things

[wizzard890]

where is this idea that ivanka trump is some kind of fashion icon coming from? oh yeah wow, forty identical sheath dresses in jewel tones and nude stilettos, step aside jackie o, this cbs weather woman is here to shake things up

[infernalentity]

Today is the only day you can share this meme. Precisely 2000 years prior to March 6th 4017. The day Squidward trapped himself in the freezer. March 6th 2017.

[unclepolymer]

Pusheen the cat making some chemistry.

[carlsagan]

That cat is not wearing safety goggles, he hasn’t even bothered to clean up that spilled solvent, and he is holding that Erlenmeyer flask way too close to his face.

Pusheen the Cat, more like Pusheen the limits of lab safety

[grawly]

[heyfunniest]

i’ve seen hell

[necclibrary]

(Image from Olin Library, Cornell University.)

[lawfulgrunge-deactivated2019010]

[evolvedleo-deactivated20170414]

fucking incredible

[911official-deactivated20200526]

I like to rœck oöt

[zackisontumblr]

me on a first date

[fishdetective]

in the iphone calendar you can go back into the thirteenth century and beyond???? i didn’t even scroll back as far as it went because i was scared of break the space time continuum what is this did you guys know that disease ridden peasants woke up on january sixth fucking 1207 and it was a fucking saturday

[fishdetective]

It goes all the way back to the year 1 AD and then it starts GOING BACKWARDS up again like BC but without the negatives. i scheduled a haircut for myself on january 17 1 AD. i don’t know why apple gave me the ability to do this

[starfoozle]

Actually, this administration really is “draining the swamp” – they’re systematically destroying everything that provides a safe, healthy habitat for resident lifeforms and their young, eliminating natural diversity, displacing local populations, removing strong buffers against both man-made contaminants and natural disasters, and justifying this devastation because it makes ‘em a quick buck. How’s that for an appropriate metaphor.

[othelo]

I love girls who are proud and uninhibited about their intelligence and will brag about their accomplishments and take no shit from pretentious boys who look down on women in their field. girls who are outspoken and a bit arrogant and ambitious in a world where we are told that we must hide our intellect and to always put the needs of others (i.e. men) in front of our own are amazing

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[throughtimeandstarlight]

[spukejonze]