Spider monkey look like he got an underlying psychotic disorder that would have him attack me as soon as the high hit, loris does adderall and lemur is on some serious crystal so theyre for uppers not downers. Baboon looks like the dad of one of the monkies thats an ex cop so no way. Gorilla seems like a tough guy that would really enjoy a blunt but he likes to roll backwoods. The Macaque brothers are TOTAL stoners, they’d be like “Bro put on tame impala” tho. Start talking about environmental activism. Mandrill is a psychedelics guy definitely, prefers shrooms out in nature and Electric Feel, he may do it once or twice but I wouldn’t hit him up first. Orangutan look like he’d snatch up some of your stash while you ain’t looking, shady friend I dont trust him. Tamarin is the kind of guy who you could have a deep philosophical conversation with, would hit him up when I’m in the mood for it. Chimpanzee the type to constantly be like “you got bud?” So if i was holding i would never dm him. Probocis monkey and Lutung are the chillest to be around while high, no matter what they got your back. Those are your two best friends. Probocis and Lutung definitely.
