[8nin]

“would 14-year old you be proud of you?” listen, i’m not here to impress a mentally ill child

[sludgebitch]

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

[innerchildabortionclinic]

people need to be more aware of ragebait as a marketing strategy and stop accidentally promoting companies by sharing their ads. reddit falls for this too hard.

[yossyislandd]

you can bet your ass if completely custom genitalia were a cheap and easy thing i would have a strange and unusual pussy situation

[yossyislandd]

gynecologists HATE this one for its bioluminescent oyster pussy

[homunculus-argument]

In salt & vinegar flavour.

[willgrahamscock]

as a tumblr veteran, what advice would you give staff?

stop banning trans women and start banning ai 'artists'

[foone]

Important rules for the "age verification" era of the internet that we're living in:

1. Do not do age verification.

2. If you have to do age verification, cheat. Do not under any circumstances give them your real ID.

[very-gay-alkyrion]

Free Tool Says it Can Bypass Discord's Age Verification Check With a 3D Model

The tool presents users with a 3D model they can then manipulate to, the creator says, bypass Discord's age verification system.

Oh no I dropped my link, what a horrible thing! Sure hope this doesn't get reblogged until it reaches users from the UK and Brazil!

And remember to not make a second account just to test out what works best when verifying your identity

[asksanguinius40k]

A reminder that we still dont support Age Verification bullshit.

[flower-crowns-and-combat-boots]

Paywall removed here

[hottestthingalive]

someday i will post this fic and then its all over for you fools. i mean not now. or any time soon. but someday it will happen

[fangorn-forest]

summer sufferers poll: would you rather have…

the ability to repel all bugs so they can’t touch/bite/sting you

the ability to always be at a comfortable temperature while outside

no chafing ever again

Remaining time: 14 hours 5 minutes

[geniusbee]

these are getting weird

[rabbitkinglune777]

I live also to spite every reactionary right wing power. I gotta outlive them. it's easy to want to give up my mood swings make it hard but I gotta outlive this term and for the future, even if it's hard.

[rabbitkinglune777]

im doing terrible but I gotta live I'm transgender

[rabbitkinglune777]

if you're transgender you gotta live.

[wereallcurioushere12]

It really is that serious guys. You gotta live and be trans.

We can’t have another generation of young queers that don’t have queer elders. It’s hard but you gotta survive to be a queer elder and continue the fight that those who would have been your elders fought for first, and that the current elders also fought for. Continue the legacy.

[calicitrus]

I am a big fan of John and Arthur changing appearances as the seasons progress !

[monokuromatic]

School assignment was about playing with the formatting of text while writing so I did what I always do and made it about living with anxiety and depression baybeeeeeeee

Anyway now I have something to show people who are blessed enough to not deal with this and maybe they’ll get it!!!!

[itmeansalot]

you gotta come to the club man drinks are $18 and were all on our phones googling dog surgery

[kabber]

[menloathe]

when the song tackles you to the ground and starts beating the ever loving shit out of you

[blennie]

I mean he’s kinda ugly and freaky looking I’ll admit it but he’s special to me so it’s fine

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich