FM vs Reality

This doesn't even matter.

[fungusmunguss]

[titsout4punk]

henry rollins working at häagen-dazs in the early 80s (ft. ian mackaye)

[formerlyluckymanticore]

Reblog if you will never. Ever. Use AI in your writing.

[helenvaughans]

sounds about right

[batteredshoes]

Rob Reiner (1947-2025)

Shocking story out of Brentwood tonight.

In the early 80's, I would run into Rob so often at a deli near where I was working at the time, that I think he must thought I saw stalking him.

[iplaycomputer]

nature is beautiful

[yorgen-sh]

[animentality]

[thepassenger3]

[depsidase]

[what-even-is-thiss]

I’ve got a tiny black hole in a jar. Cute and incomprehensible isn’t it? Don’t open the lid. The last guy who did that got turbo radiation poisoning.

[what-even-is-thiss]

No it’s not a pet but it does eat light. Which is pretty easy to acquire all things considered. Just shine a lamp on it.

Again, do not open the jar.

[what-even-is-thiss]

What does it weigh? Only about ten pounds. It’s like carrying around a cat. In fact, a cat may have turned inside out on itself to make it. Or maybe it was a small dog or a raccoon, I’m not sure.

In any case, seriously, do not open the jar.

[medlabmech]

*opens the jar*

[what-even-is-thiss]

*you immediately fall over due to going through all stages of every type of cancer in 2 seconds*

*closes the jar*

They never listen.

[sassyphantomkoala]

Wait, how come you don't have cancer?

[what-even-is-thiss]

I don’t open the jar.

[what-even-is-thiss]

To those of you saying that the black hole would blow up in less than a nanosecond, clearly not. Because it’s still in the jar.

[alnaperera]

It would not blow up because the event horizon of a black hole that weighs as much as a cat would be miniscule. No idea how you suspended it in the jar though.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I didn’t say it was suspended in the jar. It still has mass. It’s on the bottom of the jar.

[i-dont-know-how-to-exist]

i made fanart of the tiny black hole in a jar

[what-even-is-thiss]

I love this thank you

[spacehunter-m]

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

Ozzy Osbourne and Kermit the Frog backstage in the gardens of Buckingham Palace, 2002. © Peter Jordan.

[unholyblissafterdark]

[lovelustandliarsx]

Wanna drive to the beach and silently stare out at the water with me?

[fungusmunguss]

”Annoying Dog In The Sun, With Banjo" - featuring Coco the dog. Digital. NFS

~Ludwig, 2025

[inneroptics]

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