step on me (respectfully)

Jaidan~22~They/Them~raging homosexual requests are soft open... currently for Melissa Schemmenti

[alexusonfire]

[willgrahamscock]

a niche ship had me deleting all my filters on ao3 and just raw dogging it in there. discovered that I’m even more of a freak than I previously believed and also that sometimes you gotta give that tag you hate a try

[yourbasicqueerie]

imagine killing half of the universe to try and win death over, but you leave her NO bodies AND fuck up the natural order. Thanos really was a fucking idiot

[fantasmalresplendent]

I can't be the first to make this connection

[fantasmalresplendent]

y'all slept on the first chart but I will make the world see my vision

[spaceshiporion]

...Can I add this

[zaph1337]

I'm sorry but why was this the post where I learned some rich lady fell in love with the Grinch

[pattilupookie]

*Melissa and Mr. Johnson enter a dive bar* 
Melissa: Look, I know you’re disappointed but could we at least have a drink?
Mr. Johnson, in a scuba diving suit: I would like to leave, please.

[tortellinik1ng]

I’m sorry but Billy doing the Wanda Walk of Shame™️ just to get into his fucking Subaru was the funniest shit ever

[funky--lesbian]

Is this Agatha and Rio?

[transmechanicus]

‘You should only send hearts to ppl you’re romantically involved with’

WRONG! BOUNDLESS PLATONIC LOVE, WARMTH, AND ENTHUSIASM BE UPON YE!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[lilia-calderus-pet-goat]

[fellshish]

The devastating difference between how much time it takes to write something vs how fast people read it lol

[funky--lesbian]

Dear fanfic authors everywhere. I am so sorry I can demolish a 100 chapter fic in under 5 hours. Trust me. I wish it took me longer too

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @bloodinkandashes

not sure if the two are mutually exclusive but ok

text: Death doesn't dream, Death kisses with tongue

[multi-fandomwonderland]

WOMANNNNNN

I love her, your honor

[hornywitchahn-deactivated202507]

Kathryn hahn kissing women a lot 🫦🥵

[dykeplier-deactivated20240511]

DYKE!

[sillybar]

feels like every agathario shipper just got drafted and sent to the the fix-it fic front lines

[funky--lesbian]

I FORGOT TO ADD LYRIC CAPTIONS BUT IM DONE. anyways anyone else wanna cry about this.

[funky--lesbian]

I haven't made a tiktok in well over a year but you can bet your ass I'm sitting here downloading capcut because no one's posted an agatha rio edit to this song yet and I'm about to break you ALL