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She/Her | 25 I know I’m a handful, darling. That’s why you have two hands.

[y3s-n0-maybe]

í don't give a SHIT about the economy I wanna LEARN EVERYTHING and MASTURBATE FOREVER

[kosmogrl]

let this be a reminder that even if it takes time your dreams can come true

[hmmm-official]

hmmm

[makiruz]

Finally, someone who remembers the true purpose of Lego!

[trickstertime]

The person who originally did this is a phenomenally talent builder. Here’s some more of their work:

[themajesticjunkyard]

To anyone interested, this is Joss Ivanwood, or Jayfa_mocs

[higglety]

I didn’t’ t realize you could even DO this with Lego

[captainrufflebanger]

Happy (slightly late) Valentine's Day, everyone! Pretend this is a real drawing challenge and imagine Miss D smooching lots of ladies ok?

[fledgravity]

Another work sticky note doodle of Donna. I FOUND AN ACRYLIC MARKER

Ik it’s not as good as the last one but I like the concept a lot

[incorrectoldgodsquotes]

“The most feminine quality I have is that I’m pure evil”

- Polly Barrow

[captainrufflebanger]

Funny shit happened in an old re8 discord server back in 2023 and somehow that got me started on a long furby kick. I cursed many eyes with these; I will curse yours too.

[captainrufflebanger]

2023 scribble from an old re8 server it was really just an excuse to draw Alci in a cute apron

[acousticmalta]

Carmilla visits me tonight

[milfzatannaz]

having a cat is so miraculous. this little guy wants to sleep in my bed with me and purr on my chest. it’s his favorite hobby. no one told him to do that he just Loves His Mommy

[milfzatannaz]

nevermind he’s extremely naughty and has terrorized multiple people this morning

[crystallizedtwilight]

People I met for a few moments that live in my head forever.

[biocrafthero]

Babe are you okay? You reblogged crystallizedtwilight’s Strangers that live with me forever. again

[sparklingnight02]

Guys...

I think I have a problem...

[the-dorky-dame]

I see your moody, dark lesbians and raise you..

Large, angry, elegant lesbians <3

[schreibfederlaerm]

so this European clothing retailer decided to advertise their jean cuts on youtube and it's unintentionally the funniest shit I've seen today. why? well.

now important context here: in German, die (pronounced 'dee') is just a feminine article, it literally means "the".

but if an ad gets placed in the middle of an English video and doesn't use a single explicitly German word for most of the ad, even a native speaker is gonna think "they want me to die how?" it keeps getting funnier.

I mean, holy shit

i will use these as reaction images until i die

[suturesque]

vodun day, 2020 benin. julio sacristan

[ectoimp]

So remember how I bought a motion activated night light for the toilet? Well the cats seem to have discovered it. So I went to for a late night piss and was greeted to an ominous sight

[weemstar]

duel the guardian of the piss alter

[ectoimp]

My dash is a disaster of reblogs and I blame this comment lol

[ectoimp]

HA. Finally caught him doing it. BEHOLD! The piss guardian himself

[hemulpajun]

poseidon quivers before him

[korppipoika]

Snowball in Hell, acrylics, 30cmx20cm

I used a random piece of wire to paint the smallest details..!

[creator-of-chaos-and-pizza]

Once again I´m thinking of Snowball in Hell, one of my favourite paintings ever

[sikfankitchen]

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