[funkypretty]

[duncebento]

i got jumped on google docs

[compassionvi]

the thing about piracy is that i know i deserve everything for free forever

[achillesinhighheels]

[maja-paja]

[fairyinthetrees]

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

[dogpuppy]

[cad4verous]

good morning world who’s ready for another day of feeling slightly nauseous and weird about everything

[spiralfucker]

They found the last golden ticket . So that’s just it then . Fuck my stupid horrible pathetic life. Cabbage soup for dinner again , my stupid mothtsr. Grandpa Joe said he’s sorry but I know he doesn’t really give a fuck . And who gives a fuck about the other three old people in my house . Whatever their names is. Fuck fuck fuck it’s all worthless . They even made fun of me at school for only buying like 3 wonka bars. Nepo pricks . Fuck my stupid life it’s all fucked it’s all fucked . And my last name is bucket

[achillesinhighheels]

choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream

[stuckinapril]

[stuckinapril]

happy if you have scholarly inclinations there is usually something wrong with your sexuality july

[nthfunct-deactivated20231201]

the idea that dressed boring/plain means a person is boring is well... uh. ok. i'm going to be nice. some of us don't live in outfit world.

[jellogram]

Ringo is the shortest because when they were all younglings the other Beatles identified him as the runt and shut him out of the feeding trough, thus depriving him of vital nutrients during his crucial development years

[dappermouth]

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary

[elgreytea]

What are you reading rn, why are you reading it, and what format are you reading it in (physical book, ereader, on your phone etc)

[st-hildegard-von-bingen-official]