[funkypretty]

[sunsetbuddie]

when you say something awkward and stupid in a social situation that probably no one will remember except you for the rest of time

[van1llaskys]

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[ceruleanheaven]

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[loveridden1999]

[thevulturesquadron]

text: [ “Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing an essay, writing a eulogy, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing for 5000 years.” ]

[maniatown]

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[fairycosmos]

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

[probuccalfat]

people will describe their incredibly nebulous sexuality to you that they’ve never been able to define and the whole time you’re thinking that sounds like bisexuality brother

[halondrus]

Draw him alive and well. Ok now draw him playing sudoku

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my bitch doesn't say much shes curt like cobain

[wormsdyke]

it would be so nice if you were allowed to start working on projects before you hit the 12 hour until deadline mark but sadly it’s not possible with our current technology. scientists are hard at work but for now this is one of the limitations we must face as a people

[mythicalmeowz]

don’t you feel like desperados under the eaves? heaven help the one who leaves

[warrenzevonofficial]

best Warren Zevon monkey song

Gorilla (Wanted Dead or Alive, 1970)

Gorilla, You're a Desperado (Bad Luck Streak in Dancing School, 1980)

Leave My Monkey Alone (Sentimental Hygiene, 1987)

Monkey Wash Donkey Rinse (Mutineer, 1995)

Porcelain Monkey (Life'll Kill Ya, 2000)

results

Voting ended onMay 29