I don't give a single fuck

My blog's been under reconstruction for like 4 months now. It's time for me to admit I'm never going to fix this mess because I don't even care. If it bugs you feel free to make me a theme because I can't be bothered to. I'll be your friend forever if you...

[retroth0t-deactivated20191120]

It’s late and I’m gay

[funkyspacetitties]

11:11

Me: *makes a wish*

Me: wait a minute time is an illusion

[bigchildsupport]

[funkyspacetitties]

straight girl: I wish people didn't assume I like girls based on my haircut

lesbian: I wish people didn't assume I like boys based on my existence as a woman

[teamrocketing]

[fakenewsjunkie]

[meladoodle]

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

[okaywork-deactivated20141118]

the xkit guy

[missfloridian]

As a 19 year old, I oddly love Target as if I were a suburban mother of four

[capacity]

People: *showering me with compliments* Me: okay but what about that one negative comment I received June 6th 2003 ? Im trash sweetie

[funkyspacetitties]

friend: I like a boy

me: suck his dick

[ftprincesa]

I’ve got 99 problems and I’m ignoring them all.

[weshouldfondue]

when I was like 13 I wrote brokeback mountain fanfiction in the perspective of the mountain

[jakegyllencallme]

She Asked Me If I Drive

[enfranchisement]

beat your depression

beat it with a fucking broom beat it into the fucking ground die die die

[jadedqueer-deactivated20180702]

[djaclyn-unchained-blog]

my blog

[felixfellow]

My life.

[funkyspacetitties]

me: [doesnt get attention for fifteen seconds]

me: [drapes self over the lounge] it is fine. i am Okay. i suppose it is simply my destiny to die alone. Abandoned. Without a soul in the world to care for me. [delicately wipes a glistening tear from my eye] i'm not bothered. i Understand why you all Hate Me and wish me dead. after all, maybe it is all for the best....... [i stare forlornly into the middle distance, allowing my limbs to go slack as i lie back and wait to wither away, ignored forever]