[cherriielle]

ah, but I’m singing like a bird ‘bout it now 🕊🗡

[rustythefox]

Being on this website is fun because you can absolutely tell when a blorbo clicks in someone's brain. You're scrolling, and suddenly out of nowhere there's like 12 posts about the same character back to back reposted by the same person, and you just know "oh. They're a permanent part of their psyche now." and honestly it's a vibe go off king

[flock-talk]

So the shower perch fell off the wall today and Mia got a bit more water than she bargained for

[flock-talk]

Mia would like the internet to know that she is now warm and dry

[pinkpiggy93]

How good omens season 2 should have ended

Yeah, i came up with this crack idea 😂 to lighten up our mood after what actually happened (not that i hate it, it was brilliantly done but my heart 😭)

[seefasters]

no but it's the way for aziraphale "nothing lasts forever" meant "i'm willing to give up the bookshop if it means i can be with you safely" and for crowley it meant "nothing lasts forever, not the bookshop, not earth, not us"

[books-and-omens]

and and and

I fully believe that when Crowley says ‘you can’t leave this bookshop’, he isn’t actually talking about the bloody bookshop

and Aziraphale... Aziraphale thinks he is

[gaycop]

I accidentally follow people so much on this site that i dont know who half the people on my dash are

[gaycop]

[artyphex]

The Metatron: Archangel Gabriel, as punishment for your defiance against Heaven you will be-

Gabriel, already running buck-ass naked out of Heaven to spend eternity getting pegged by Beelzebub in Hell:

[plaguedocboi]

Wait, beneath the sea floor?

OUGHGH??

OIUOHGHHVOIH!!!!!

[ominousfrey2]

@softest-punk ‘s amazing writing was the inspiration behind this, ( the text here is from the fic) !please go read their work it is divineee!

Hiya, could you pretty pretty please do a 12. and 33. prompt for the ineffable husbands? I keep thinking of Bentley just locking them in and

[hattersarts]

"a group of the two of us"

[bewbin]

Research

[bewbin]

[staff]

tumblr tuesday: the ineffable husbands return!

...and with them, your ineffably beautiful fanart of Aziraphale and Crowley. It's also worth pointing out that most of this art was posted in the last day or so. The show has been out for a mere weekend. Please never change, Tumblr <3

(This post goes out to everyone who has seen the second season. SPOILERS AHEAD. MILD BUT STILL SPOILERY. PLEASE BE WARNED.)

@fiovske:

@lydiajoypalmer:

@snarkspawn:

@ppaemeu4:

@eden-4004:

@blewsee:

@forestofsprites:

@surfinded:

@wisesnail:

@m-arouet:

@poreyneel:

@egg-oo:

@liinchaan:

@dragonroad98:

@stab-of-hunger:

@tanjashu:

@yelloartt:

@nicosusername:

@nickeldean:

@iwillluvs:

@mistysblueboxstuff:

@pinkravat-art:

@edibleeel:

@legbird:

@loboniehlar:

@lookitsstevie:

[lookitsstevie]

thank you so much tumblr staff. but you can't just put my screming snekley which took me about 15 mins from sketch to gif under all those gorgeous artworks with so much love and effort put in there. NOW SNEKLEY AND I BOTH LOOK RIDICULOUS we look like we're just a reaction emoji or something

[liarsblade]

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

[liarsblade]

[a-potato-of-death]

[gwyoi]

So do seahorses read fpreg.

[dabidagoose]

[yennefer]

"i don't like this thing and i wish i didn't have to see people talking about it all the time"

girl (gender neutral), you are on tungle dot com:

choose your fighter.

[noblesquid]

[depsidase]

[thatspectacularpigeon]

This is actually something I was thinking about is that rent can not exceed 1/3 of monthly minimum wage income.

So let's say state is on federal Minimum wage which is about 1100 a month so in that state no matter what rent on any place could not exceed 370 dollars.

Even if minimum wage was 15 dollars (about 2400 a month) max rent could be 800

So if landlord want more money they would have to fight bosses and state legislature to get it.

Like average Pennsylvania rent is 1400 and in this world if landlord wanted to charge that the would have to get minimum wage raised to 26 dollars an hour.

[patternsinnoise]

To bosses and landlords:

[thickness-protection-program]

there's penis in the air tonight......

[wickedwonderlandd]