posts that are funnier when you're a system

[honeytuesday]

um. locked in my own head again. does anyone have The Password

[pansyfemme]

the suicidal ideation man who lives in my brain and i kind of have a weird sex thing going on im ngl

[threemouthedcanine]

@funnierasasystem

[rupertbbare]

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Your so annoying. . Unfortunately in a kinda sexy way. ...

Oh it's over for you idiot now I'm in your head

[mutant-what-not]

[bewbin]

me: lmao ancient humans thought the voice in their heads was god speaking to them what fucking idiots

the goku that lives in my head: you shouldnt talk bad about them they were just learning what it meant to be a human. and most of the time that voice of god in their head told them to love each other and i think thats pretty cool

me: ur so right goku

[littlest-bugz]

Image not made by us, but edited by us

[soulmvtes]

if i think about this too much i will sob my heart out

[f0rcee]

Do you miss all your old selves?

no they are inside of me i hug them everyday and say u did such a good job

[poetry-siir]

[lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently]

HELP

[halondrus]

me: oh man im starving but im not sure what i should make for dinner……

the spirit of a 12th century templar knight that died a horrific death due to torture that started haunting me after i found a sword in the middle of the woods: spaghetti once more, prithee?

me: henry you are brilliant. spaghetti it is

[insensurround]

all games are multiplayer when you have headmates.

[virtualtoybox]

BORN TO FORGET

WORLD IS A BLUR

I Am Memory Issues Man

410,757,864,530 FORGOTTEN PRECIOUS MEMORIES

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

how to look in the mirror and see the same person every time

how to look in the mirror and see the same person every time tutorial

how to look in the mirror and see the same person every time theories explained

how to look in the mirror and see the same person every time reddit

[girls--complex]

[c0l0re-deactivated20240124]

"Trauma builds character!"

Well unfortunately for me it actually managed to build several

[f0rcee]

Do you miss all your old selves?

no they are inside of me i hug them everyday and say u did such a good job