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His face in the last panel says āIām too old for this shitā.
Donāt fuck around with a chicken.
@jonalban
If this isnāt a perfect visual metaphor for self defeating thoughts then I donāt know what is.
i clapped
Everyone needs to see this at least once
l never tire of reblogging this
Why are these people attacking the father of modern medicine
i fucking laughed way harder through this post than iām proud of
This is one of those times stupidity is funny and not frustrating.
IS THIS TRUE????
As an American I can confirm that this is 1776% true. Some places will even fine you for not eating fried chicken for a week
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Do foreigners not have this law??? Donāt you have McDonaldās too? You have to keep your Mickeyās card with you and scan it after you order so they know you got your mandatory ration.
My dadās vegan, has been for almost a year, and is still on the run from the law. I hope he comes home soon.
Oh my GOD do you people not research anything. This is not true. Look, you can go to your local Agency of Meats and get an alternate card and not have to eat at McDonalds. You can go to Sonic if youāre in the South, or In and Out in CA. If youāve got medical and religious documentation you can even apply for a conscientious beef objector status and switch to KFC or Popeyeās. Seriously you people who canāt be bothered to do this are making it harder for everyone else.
I live in the south and I can confirm the existence of the alternate card.
Some states are actually branching out now and letting you change the restaurant on your card when youāre 15 instead of having to keep the same place from birth. For instance, I got my card changed from McDonalds to Burger King because I preferred that, and my sister will be getting hers changed to Chick-Fil-A in a couple years.
This is very true
Auto Mechanics Hilariously Recreate Renaissance Paintings
Priceless.
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Sadly, this is relevant today.
Prince Philip is the most badass prince EVER. And here's why.
Okay, so heās got a girly face, and he wears tights and some high boots. Sure.
But check out that noble steed. Thatās one ready-to-kick-ass-and-take-names steed.
While other princesses just run away and leave nothing, Philip gets AN INVITE TO HER HOUSE. He gets a song, a dance, and a first date.
He comes home, just to tell his dad heās not going to marry the princess because heās in love.
No. Other. Reason. He rides in and is just like, āI met the girl Iām going to marry. Now Iāve got a birthday party to be at. Bye Dad.ā
Now how much do you think his dad weighs? That short fat little man? Probably pretty heavy.Not a problem for Prince Philip.
And then he gets jumped by goblins, both hands tied behind his back
But thatās not enough to stop Prince Philip.Oh no.
He breaks his hands free and starts chucking goblins.
Look at that face. That face. The āBITCH JUST YOU WAITā face. He may be tied down by a dozen goblins but heās not gonna take no shit from this witch.
In fact, heās so strong, she ends up keeping him chained to the wall, but he still fights back.
Now when he finally does get freeā
Heās ready to go into battle UNARMED. He donāt need no shield or sword, heās going to go punch Maleficentās face in with his fist. If Flora didnāt stop him, he probably would have, too.
Backed up against a cliff edge, nowhere to go. Fighting off goblins. But thereās so many and just one Philip.
NBD IāLL JUST JUMP AND SLIDE DOWN THE ROCK PILE IN MY SKIN-TIGHT TIGHTS.
Gate closing?
who gives a fuck? certainly not prince philip.
Lighting hitting rocks around me?
NBD BRO
Giant forest of thorns?
Bitch, get out of my way. Iāve got a princess to save.
Giant dragon of hell?
CHARGE HEAD ON.
Fire? Dragon? Burning dry twigs? No. Fucking. Problem.
Just smack that bitch on the nose.
Sheer cliff face? Fire burning behind me? Back to a wall?
Calm down guys, I got this.
IāLL JUST FUCKING SCALE IT ONE-HANDED.
And fight the bloody beast from 500 feet high, with literally nothing to save me if I fall.
Lose the shield off the cliff?
JUST STAND THERE AND SMILE āCAUSE IāVE GOT A FUCKING MAGIC SWORD THATāS GOING THROUGH YOUR HEART BITCH.
Just chuck it. Straight through.
Then jump out of the wayā¦
And survive. Thatās what happens to bitches who mess with the woman I love.
Get the horse.
Get the girl.
EXPLAIN NOTHING.
thatās how he EARNED his happily ever after.
Srsly. The most bad. ass. prince. disney ever wrote.